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  1. I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
  2. The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in the movie Psycho.
  3. Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
  4. When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves. ~William Arthur Ward~
  5. If suffering brings wisdom, I would wish to be less wise. ~W.B. Yeats~
  6. Faithless is he who quits when the road darkens. ~J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings~
  7. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  8. I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.
  9. The Fear of Mice- Musophobia
  10. Did you know?... In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays)
  11. When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~Henry J. Kaiser~
  12. Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless ~Unknown~
  13. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ~Wendell Johnson~
  14. There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  15. Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
  16. The Fear of Leaves- Phyllophobia
  17. Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
  18. The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children, elderly, sick, needy and handicapped. ~Senator Hubert Humphrey~
  19. In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them. ~Johann von Neumann~
  20. He that is discontented in one place will seldom be happy in another. ~Aesop~