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  1. RT @DRUNKHULK NO ONE TELL DRUNK HULK IT BLACK FRIDAY! DRUNK HULK THOUGHT MALL BE ATTACK BY ZOMBIES! DRUNK HULK HATE YOU LIKE LICORICE! about 2 hours ago from Twittelator
  2. RT @DRUNKHULK DRUNK HULK WANT RELAX AFTER HOLIDAY STRESSES! THINK DRUNK HULK GO SHOP! MALL IS PEACEFUL AND QUIET! about 3 hours ago from Twittelator
  3. Keep getting Random/Unexpected Holiday Texts from Past Clients. Fond Memories of Past Transactions, Markets and Economies. *SIGH* 8:03 AM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  4. RT @DRUNKHULK APPARENTLY TURKEY SHOULD BE DEAD BEFORE COOKING! WISH DRUNK HULK KNEW THAT BEFORE STUFFING STUPID BIRD! TODAY WORST DAY EVER! 7:59 AM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  5. Free Communication Weekend on eHarmony. Hmmm, how can I have fun with this? #FishInABarrel 10:32 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  6. SHE #1: I tried to access your site, but I couldn't. ME: Did you get past the Adult Content Warning? SHE #2: *VODKA THROUGH NOSE* 9:49 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  7. I'm surrounded by idiots. EVERY day is Turkey Day! 9:31 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  8. RT @johngaltgifts We launched a brand new site today! :-) http://JohnGaltGifts.com 9:13 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  9. Capitalists, Premium Liquor and Exquisite Food. It's gonna be a good couple of days! 8:47 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  10. #CrowdSourcing Do y'all open presents before or after Thanksgiving dinner? 7:25 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  11. #CrowdSourcing I keep trying to smoke a turkey, and it won't stay lit. Suggestions?! 7:23 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  12. Consider yourself forewarned, if you DM, IM, email, FB, call or text me for the next 48 hours, I will be in Party Mode!!! ;) 7:19 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  13. Let the Partay begin! 6:48 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  14. RT @avflox Focus. Focus is important. Focus is crucial. For the love of God, focus. Focus! OK, get a cupcake, see if that helps. 1:14 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  15. Finished auditing the Naughty List for Santa just in time for Black Friday. We need to talk. 12:14 PM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  16. I am Thankful to/for the Rational Selfishness of my Clients and Customers who Reason that although they must pay m (cont) http://tl.gd/12810 11:26 AM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  17. I am Thankful to/for my Self. 11:14 AM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  18. RT @Vicki_Kunkel @alltop Best “I Quit” note...ever - Holy Kaw! http://bit.ly/7E1cc8 9:12 AM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  19. RT @ybrook Celebrate Thanksgiving the Ayn Rand way: Thank yourself | csmonitor.com - http://shar.es/aKhEZ 8:38 AM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  20. RT @DianaHsieh RT @NoodleFood: Jesus to Sinners: Love Me or Burn in Hell http://bit.ly/7qKa7u [A surprisingly popular post!] 8:18 AM Nov 25th from Twittelator
  • Name David Faulkner
  • Location Nashville, TN
  • Web http://Congruen.cc
  • Bio Jedi Knight Student, Gō Martial Art Student, Objectivist, Capitalist, Student of Philosophy, Idealistic but Congruent Heretic.
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