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  1. God will be going on hiatus shortly. 12:07 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. All premature deaths for 2010 have been apportioned. Now, I move on to tracking weather patterns. 8:09 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. Apportioning premature deaths. 9:05 AM Nov 21st from web
  4. @Wwm_Shakespeare - Thou art correct, for I have fashioned man in Mine own image. 1:29 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. And if the end days come, it shall be known by a Holy War between Mormons and Scientologists: http://holygodblog.com/ 12:23 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. @alexandergreen - Benedictions to you too, My good son. 10:16 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. Be not afraid. 9:29 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. @davidjballard - I appreciate your evangelical zeal. I have sent three extra blessings your way. 2:54 PM Nov 19th from web
  9. Rethinking patriarchy http://holygodblog.com/ 9:06 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. I created cows. All cows. 2:40 PM Nov 17th from web
  11. Yesterday's silence and lack of confession explained http://holygodblog.com/ - I was testing your faith. 10:56 AM Nov 17th from web
  12. @welovelamp - I do not answer direct messages, for it is often a vehicle of Satan's minions, but I do monitor @HolyGod tweets. 10:56 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. Please spread the Word to five non-Christians this weekend. 9:48 AM Nov 14th from web
  14. @maureenjohnson - Pride goes before destruction. Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder with the proud. 8:06 PM Nov 13th from web
  15. Showering great love on all My children. 10:52 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. @VeryShortStory - I need your narrative talents to evangelize the story of My Son Jesus Christ, here on twitter. 10:39 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. Christian tidbit: Saint Januarius was sentenced to death by being thrown to wild bears. The bears did not touch him, so he was beheaded. 10:16 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. @KatelynnLacopo - Someone has said a prayer for you and I have granted it by sending you five extra blessings. 9:24 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. @mommy2twingirls -The giving of a prayer cannot be conditional. It needs to be from the heart and it needs to be humble. 5:35 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. @lilpecan - I did. I appreciate your gratitude. I have sent you an extra blessing. 5:23 PM Nov 12th from web