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  1. God will be going on hiatus shortly.
  2. All premature deaths for 2010 have been apportioned. Now, I move on to tracking weather patterns.
  3. Apportioning premature deaths.
  4. @Wwm_Shakespeare - Thou art correct, for I have fashioned man in Mine own image.
  5. And if the end days come, it shall be known by a Holy War between Mormons and Scientologists: http://holygodblog.com/
  6. @alexandergreen - Benedictions to you too, My good son.
  7. Be not afraid.
  8. @davidjballard - I appreciate your evangelical zeal. I have sent three extra blessings your way.
  9. Rethinking patriarchy http://holygodblog.com/
  10. I created cows. All cows.
  11. Yesterday's silence and lack of confession explained http://holygodblog.com/ - I was testing your faith.
  12. @welovelamp - I do not answer direct messages, for it is often a vehicle of Satan's minions, but I do monitor @HolyGod tweets.
  13. Please spread the Word to five non-Christians this weekend.
  14. @maureenjohnson - Pride goes before destruction. Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder with the proud.
  15. Showering great love on all My children.
  16. @VeryShortStory - I need your narrative talents to evangelize the story of My Son Jesus Christ, here on twitter.
  17. Christian tidbit: Saint Januarius was sentenced to death by being thrown to wild bears. The bears did not touch him, so he was beheaded.
  18. @KatelynnLacopo - Someone has said a prayer for you and I have granted it by sending you five extra blessings.
  19. @mommy2twingirls -The giving of a prayer cannot be conditional. It needs to be from the heart and it needs to be humble.
  20. @lilpecan - I did. I appreciate your gratitude. I have sent you an extra blessing.