Holden_McGroin
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@ They are so fabulous. I love the surprise of getting my new selections...and I like to eat it obviously. No more the hater of fruit.
9:06 AM Sep 25th
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in reply to kayim
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Love my boxes of healthy snacks from - use code 2V4VR94T to get a free one (delivered!) and 2nd half price and no committments
11:38 PM Sep 24th
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Woke up tangled in the duvet, ass hanging out, t-shirt bunched up around neck and face sticky with drool - this is why I sleep alone people.
3:30 AM Sep 14th
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The sun shines, the birds sing...and I have to go and deal with the absolute stupidist people that humanity has to offer...
1:31 AM Sep 10th
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I have cake...
2:20 PM Sep 7th
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Apparently I have the bladder capacity of an incontinent hamster, but the bowels of a water buffalo...
12:49 AM Sep 7th
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RT @ Is that part of your plan for world domination? - No. That particular plan involves sexual favours and animal sacrifice...
2:16 PM Sep 2nd
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@ I have never wanted him more...
9:38 AM Sep 2nd
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in reply to BethJRiesgraf
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My brain needs an IMDB and a google search engine...
1:08 AM Sep 2nd
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...to die, to sleep...to sleep perchance to masturbate. Aye, there's the rub...
1:27 PM Aug 31st
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@ How do you say "I like my bacon good and crispy"?
8:50 AM Aug 30th
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in reply to kayim
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@ Now I know why I received a DVD of Secret Siamese Spankings in a plain brown padded envelope the other day...
2:26 PM Aug 29th
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@ If there was something better on, I'd watch that. I think the cat has hidden all my porn...
2:15 PM Aug 29th
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in reply to kayim
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If you're watching an Australian "horror" movie and nothing has happened 1hr in, chances are nothing is going to. Why do I watch this shit?
2:06 PM Aug 29th
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@ My God woman, I have high blood pressure, are you trying to kill me? *fans self* I'll be in my bunk if anyone needs me...
3:32 AM Aug 29th
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in reply to baneen
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When you're wiping and you start to draw blood - it's time to stop. So-called 'luxury' toilet tissues maybe sandpaper in disguise...
1:37 AM Aug 29th
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@ I do accept magic beans by way of payment. And I will also accept animal sacrifices and sexual favours.
8:54 AM Aug 27th
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in reply to SoosanD
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Looking for things to sell on eBay, so far I have a half melted candle, some bendy French beans from the salad drawer and a small Siamese...
8:37 AM Aug 27th
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Just ferretted out a Magnum from the Freezer drawer, much like a French wild boar rootling for truffles...
1:46 PM Aug 24th
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Note to self: If cat is choking on a biscuit, performing the Heimlich maneuver on something with claws is never going to end well. Medic?
12:51 AM Aug 24th
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- Name Charli/Carole
- Location The Outer Spiral Arm
- Web http://www.domini...
- Bio Alcoholic zombie hunter with ninja-like moves. Also has sleep apnea, bullet wound to chest and 5 Fox Mulder action figures.
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