HoityPolloi
- @expat_erin Oakmoss, wet dog and rape. You're a wizard, Harry!
I have got to smell that before I die.5:03 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to expat_erin
- @expat_erin What the fuck, laudanum? Yeah, that's pretty rapey.
I'll take a case.12:57 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to expat_erin
- @indefensible The most disturbing part of that is the fact that Geocities still exists.12:58 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie in reply to indefensible
- Thanks to a piece of javascript I've discovered I'm creepily stalking @CcSteff. Isn't it great when technology brings people together?!11:43 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
- My top 5 @CcSteff @secretsquirrel @lisarahmat @CranberryPerson @Tony_D. Thanks, @poeks [26] Better luck next time everybody. #followfriday11:36 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
- Then I leaned in and whispered 'I want you inside of me'.
Sadly for both of us I was talking to a slice of birthday cake.7:48 AM Jun 15th from Birdhouse
- "Just because you put a cat in the oven doesn't make it a biscut."7:51 AM Jun 12th from Birdhouse
- @indefensible If it's the same for the current 3G, no. They'll sign you on contract or you can buy pre-paid. I think pre-paid is Optus only.12:40 AM Jun 11th from Tweetie in reply to indefensible
- For some reason I'm suddenly overcome with the feeling that my current iPhone is completely fucking disgusting.9:20 AM Jun 8th from Tweetie
- Just saw *Twilight*, loved it! Vampires have awesome taste in modern architecture.
The plot may have escaped me.7:11 AM Jun 4th from Birdhouse
- Never before have I encountered an entire family of mouth-breathers quite so inept at operating A FUCKING DOOR.8:05 AM Jun 3rd from Birdhouse
- @expat_erin WTF! I have to re-evaluate my mental image of @indefensible. I pictured The Final Countdown playing every time he enters a room.5:18 AM May 29th from Tweetie in reply to expat_erin
- @indefensible You mean this one? http://bit.ly/SWCbj9:22 PM May 27th from Tweetie in reply to indefensible
- My dog is sitting in the rain staring blankly at the back garden. It's creepy, like the dog equivalent of flying a kite at night.9:50 AM May 24th from Birdhouse
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! Frank Lloyd Wright Fallingwater LEGO set. http://bit.ly/7S3H9
WANT! (via @Hello_Nurse)9:02 PM May 22nd from Tweetie
- For future reference, your use of the word "chillax" was the moment I decided to kill you.8:32 AM May 22nd from Tweetie
- @CcSteff I once invented The Picard Manoeuvre of sex acts. I say invented, sounds better than premature ejaculation. Still as disappointing.8:35 AM May 20th from Tweetie in reply to CcSteff
- @expat_erin Wireless won't work, but you can transfer books via USB if you have a US credit card. I'm desperately wanting to buy one too.8:56 PM May 18th from Tweetie in reply to expat_erin
- I've changed my bed sheets 4 times this past week just to get that crisp clean laundry feeling. 16 yr old me must be spinning in his grave.6:28 AM May 18th from Tweetie
- Me: Happy Mother's Day, Zombie Mumsie.
ZM: Grrr brains! ... Have you finished that degree yet? When are you going to give me a grandchild?9:45 AM May 10th from Birdhouse
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- Name Dré
- Location Down South. No, Souther.
- Bio I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic candle lit dinners, snorting blow off the belly of dead hookers and writing sarcastic online biographies.
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