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  1. Is it still called a tramp stamp if it's on the back of your neck? I'm asking for the skank in the Juicy sweatpants.
  2. EXCELLENT MONDAY A+++ WOULD USE AGAIN!!!
  3. My dyslexia has gotten so bad it's now able to crash OS X, ladies. Unrelated: who added bukake to my spell checker?
  4. @suerell Oh god, you really need to get Paul on the Twitters, these awful jokes are just going to waste.
  5. Apparently my superpower is fucking shit up, and not in the good way.
  6. Trying to wrap my head around "Sweeps". So a Same-Day DVR Viewer is equal to 3/5ths of a white man?
  7. Oh fuck! I accidentally just found out who Jon & Kate are. Months of hard work pissed away in one moment of carelessness.
  8. So, salmon is still pink after being shat out by a dog and smeared over carpet? You live, you learn, you properly dispose of the body.
  9. Message recieved, Universe. I need to jazz up my bucket list. Can I borrow someone's bedazzler?
  10. There are somethings that just can't be unseen. You can go ahead and add "Obese retarded guy covered in pigeons" to the list.
  11. The man-boobs are coming from inside the house!
  12. Ever tried eating yoghurt with a fork? No, me neither. I use my fingers like a normal fucking person.
  13. Just beat my dog in a staring contest, idiot broke eye contact to lick his wang. For some reason this doesn't really feel like a victory.
  14. @socialloafer Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop!
  15. @SophTwee how many times do I have to tell you, put your siege weapons away when you're done playing.
  16. So, when I'm running and I lose all feeling below my right knee that's a good thing, yeah? I get to pretend I have a peg-leg at least.
  17. Excuse me, Mr electric utility repairman getting stoned on the job. The orange vest and flashing hazard lights make you *more* conspicuous.
  18. @SophTwee you gotta watch out for that electron goo. You know all it wants to do is kill you dead.
  19. For fuck's sake, can someone please design a refrigerator that sighs wistfully and rolls its eyes when I stand with the door open too long.
  20. @socialloafer are you talking about nose candy?