HocusSmokus
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No one Twitters over here any more. Alas. Twitterangst.
9:35 AM May 8th
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At closing time RT @ If today is star wars day. When's bar whores day? Or is that every day? Except for today, cuz it's so nerdy.
9:25 AM May 5th
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Good thought; RT @: "Celebrate your favorite artists dead or alive every day."
9:19 AM May 5th
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Are you sure, I mean, are you positive? @-JR "Positivity goes a long way."
12:50 PM Apr 30th
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@: Wait, slow down, P-O-R-K, what was the next one?
8:25 AM Apr 17th
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in reply to THEDJR
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"Hey everyone, listen, I've got a fantastic idea, let's all go to Jerusalem for Passover!" Jesus Christ.
12:51 AM Apr 1st
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I don't care how many videos I made--If I was busted naked, masturbating in the street--damn--they'd put me under the jail.
3:48 PM Mar 19th
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Follow @: A free catered meal is guaranteed to all...or most...probably some....at least one or two.
8:11 PM Mar 8th
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RT @-JR "Tweeting about each of your cats personal hygiene problems, or about the pitfalls of being a single woman lead to the same place."
11:34 AM Feb 25th
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Good stuff: @: 'Can your DJ make the club do this?'
6:42 PM Feb 20th
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@: Do you have yet a third site? You came up under, "Who to follow," and I thought, but I do--twice. Not enough, huh?
11:22 PM Feb 15th
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I don't mind losing at poker, but I hate, absolutely hate, losing to morons, and everyone I lose to, oddly, happens to be one.
5:48 AM Feb 13th
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I'm not sure if I'm going with the flow or stuck in the muck of flotsam and jetsam.
5:38 AM Feb 13th
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Ok, I'm a tad slow, but I didn't realize this was you. I know....duh. @
11:51 AM Feb 11th
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@ Eveything is new, the layout, the way to get around, headings, history, DM, every-freaking thang, no chit.
4:43 AM Feb 10th
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in reply to Blondie1983G
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I'm gonna figure this new shit out...just give me a minute..okay, a few days.
7:06 PM Feb 9th
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Why do these assholes keep changing everything. WTF
3:14 PM Feb 9th
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It isn't that Romney is surging...it's people discovering what an asshole and thief Gingrich really is.
8:31 AM Jan 31st
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NON-NEWS: Jon Huntsman & Rick Perry (yawn) drop out of a race no one thought they could win...Next!
5:10 AM Jan 20th
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You'd just change your shorts like everyone else. RT @: "I would seriously kill someone for this."
5:11 PM Jan 17th
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- Name Old Con
- Location Da Beach
- Bio Think outside the box; lakes are not lakes, they are islands of water.
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