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I was wondering, after I sell my fish in FishVille, where do they go? Cafe World? 1:54 PM Nov 25th from web
OMG you guys, two days until I get to eat pumpkin pieeeeeeeeee!!! 5:45 PM Nov 24th from web
@Ionian_Blue Your retweet worked. 8:55 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to Ionian_Blue
Someone bring me some Cheetos. Now. This is a full blown Cheetos Emergency. 1:28 PM Nov 20th from web
I need to get out of this funk. I cry every time someone so much as blinks at me lately, and I hate myself when I feel like this. 1:29 PM Nov 17th from web
Too many Christmas gift ideas, not enough money. 12:37 PM Nov 17th from web
@GreenDayEm You can stay out until 9:00 if you'll eat egg salad sandwiches for supper. 5:28 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to GreenDayEm
@GreenDayEm Yes 12:50 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to GreenDayEm
@Chrisoula Hello Ms. Chrisoula-la. I love youuuuu!!! 6:32 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to Chrisoula
@m11kte Oh my. Close your legs. 1:44 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to m11kte
I'm bleeding because my cat is schizo. 8:15 PM Oct 24th from web
Emily, meet me by your special door at 3:15. 12:43 PM Oct 23rd from web
@Pink Shame on the staff. I think that musicians outside of venues are living life, not working, and should be respected and left alone. 9:29 AM Oct 21st from web in reply to Pink
It's raining. Perfect day to paint my Granny's christmas present. 9:25 AM Oct 21st from web
Boo Berry! <3 6:08 AM Oct 21st from web
I think I'm gonna go grate my feet while I watch TV. 7:55 PM Oct 20th from web
Wait, I just figured out that David Sedaris implied that I'm going to be a prostitute. OMG hahaha! 8:23 PM Oct 19th from txt
I'm going to get a job Dec. 3rd. David Sedaris just told me so. 8:04 PM Oct 19th from txt
It's David Sedaris day! I woke up with a huge painful red zit on my chin. Universe, you're the best. 9:54 AM Oct 19th from web
Baltimore, why you gotta break my heart like that? 1:28 PM Oct 18th from web

Name Jamie Somers
Location Northern Wisconsin, USA
Bio My nose is crooked because I broke it when I was 18 by walking into a sheet of plywood that was sticking out the back of a pickup truck. I got skillz, yo.