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  1. @N3XUZ god no, then it could all be tracked back to me, I want to create an event that utterly disrupts portland!
  2. I need 500 people with full storm trooper armor and consistent airsoft AR-15s to walk through downtown portland and storm a building.
  3. most people would think me drinking by myself on christmas is a sign of depression. Those people aren't writers/journalists.
  4. @The_JLeigh in mah pants
  5. CUPCAEKS http://phodroid.com/09/12/d3hq8r
  6. @NicaNoelle Egon Mooney?
  7. Found my "Kana Can be Slutty" book. Thank Hoti, I need to finish memorizing Katakana.
  8. Sometimes I think I'm Jewish: I.e., I ALWAYS crave Chinese food at Christmas time.
  9. @The_JLeigh I'd have to be very drunk or very in love to go sissy when cleaning. or be on the losing side of a bet that pays me off w/$$$$
  10. Man, the quality of the camera in my phone is pretty damn good save for the lack of flash.
  11. What I wear when cleaning the house. http://phodroid.com/09/12/kkxhe5
  12. @MaeganMachine tell her that historically, it was originally spelled aks, became ask, and they're just REALLY literariness correct.
  13. @N3XUZ Only @ladygaga and @marthastewart. And depending on the girl, I might be down for getting pegged with a strapon BUT doubtful.
  14. All of a sudden i feel like @MarthaStewart, though probably not as hung as #shemale is. (just kidding, I haz a bit of a crush on her)
  15. @Jugbo I LOVED sunday funnies as wrapping paper as a kid, I was so careful removing so I could read them
  16. .... this time of the year always gives me the BEST ideas for deviant photoshoots or videos. This time? porn star nudey last supper.
  17. @NicaNoelle i'm currently hovering near depressed but thankfully mostly in alcohol induced maudlin.
  18. @kellysue I saw that recipe, they looked awesome, planned to try them in a few days.
  19. @NicaNoelle I wouldn't call that show amazing but it was pretty good. His zen moments in his car were amusing.
  20. @The_JLeigh Yes, but not runners of slave ships to the new world.