HitlersBrother
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My brother was pretty bummed about this...RT @: Video: Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.
12:41 PM Jul 1st
from HootSuite
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All this talk about Iran is turning me into one kinky Fuhrer. Anyone wanna cuddle with me and my criterion copy of the Elders of Zion?
1:15 PM Jun 22nd
from web
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@ OJ as in The Juice? The Legend? The Murderer? We're like blood brothers, literally.
9:18 PM Apr 22nd
from web
in reply to souljaboytellem
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@ wow I haven't seen that much compassion since I let a prisoner drink my piss through the barracks at bergen-belsen.
9:14 PM Apr 22nd
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in reply to dannygabai
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happy birthday bro, ill smoke a fatty for you
11:38 AM Apr 20th
from mobile web
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@ Do you think dry cleaning could get out mustard gas stains? Mein Fuhrer is very picky about his militar jacke.
2:10 PM Mar 26th
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in reply to jameschutter
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Just got shot down by Leni Riefenstahl at the Nuremburg rally... ouch. I'm throwing my Triumph of the Will dvd in the trash.
8:54 PM Mar 22nd
from HootSuite
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@ ask the audience to help me sell leftover childrens shoes and gold teeth on ebay.
10:45 PM Mar 16th
from TwitterBerry
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There's so much complaining going on in Auschwitz right now, deal with it people, play 20 questions or something.
2:12 PM Mar 13th
from web
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Beating carpets today, this economy stinks. Menial labouring jobs seem far from suitable based on my credentials.
1:20 PM Mar 12th
from web
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chillin wit the Gestapo, these guys know how to party
11:45 AM Mar 9th
from web
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at artillery practice with my bro, Herr Wolf. Gonna grab some turkey & mustard sandwiches then hit up Mussolini's bunker for a pilsner.
12:52 AM Mar 6th
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@ you know what else would go good on that? A thick slice of genocide genoa.
12:38 AM Mar 6th
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in reply to robhuebel
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shooting the remake of Der Untergang.
10:25 PM Mar 3rd
from web
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shizer! accidentally sprayed myself in the eye with mustard gas. I'm gonna be late for the burgerbraukeller, someone save me a weizenbock.
12:26 AM Mar 2nd
from web
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@ is there a Holocaust version of MTG? My bro would make a decent planeswalker. Dead bodies make great mana fuel.
12:52 PM Mar 1st
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in reply to dirtypreston
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@ Sounds fun. Would you mind sending some of those crossbows this way? Might work better than the showers.
6:59 PM Feb 26th
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in reply to JamesAOliver
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@ is that a camp in Austria? Ive never heard of that. Let me know how the ovens are, we could use some more square footage.
6:56 PM Feb 26th
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in reply to MelissaStetten
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Barack Obama is no Winston Churchill. I'd rather not re-live the Nuremberg Trials.
2:10 AM Feb 25th
from web
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Ten million jews walk into a bar...becue. Ba dun ching.
2:07 AM Feb 25th
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- Name Hans Hitler
- Location Secret bunker under Auschwitz
- Bio I am Hitler's long lost brother, Hans Hitler
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