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HitlerPuncher

  1. @rvmcd you just KNOW they'll somehow screw this up and hire Durning. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rvmcd
  2. @samhurtZG thank you! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to samhurtZG
  3. @Joe_Hunter TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Joe_Hunter
  4. Today is one of those glorious days that I remember Nick Lowe's Jesus of Cool exists. about 8 hours ago via web
  5. @kalebhorton Too bad he's neutered AND a Scientologist. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to kalebhorton
  6. @Ken_Haynes I think they actually jumped the lupus shark in season 4 or somewhere thereabouts. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ken_Haynes
  7. @Ali_Goodman is back in town in the next hour or two. I guess I should shave for the first time since Friday. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @TtoEtoC @ivychat That's a pretty elaborate way of saying "No, Chuck." about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TtoEtoC
  9. @ivychat It was definitely in decline. I didn't really watch it anymore, so much as "sit in the room while my wife watched it." about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ivychat
  10. Of course, I don't know why I had high hopes. I haven't really enjoyed House in years. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @ivychat it was a shitty homage that showed a lack of balls. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ivychat
  12. Finally watched the House finale. Way to not have the balls to pull the trigger. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @franzferdinand2 then definitely a solid four. 4.5 if I'm drunk enough to not give a damn, but sober enough to stand steady. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to franzferdinand2
  14. @franzferdinand2 @dierobinsondie I rocked sriracha burgers this weekend. Always a good call. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to franzferdinand2
  15. @franzferdinand2 2. And almost all of that two would be showmanship. 4 if I was allowed to do death metal vocals. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to franzferdinand2
  • Name Jon Wolter
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://www.hitler...
  • Bio I used to blog about Hitler getting punched. Now I just sort of sit around resting on my laurels.
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