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  1. Wow. Joe Jackson's "One More Time" is the soundtrack for the new Taco Bell Gordita ad. Aged new-wavers have to pay the rent too, I guess. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. It's not you—it's your vagina: http://perezhilton.com/2009... (Pronounce va-geena like Bruno and it's funnier.) about 7 hours ago from web
  3. OMFG, it's like these lawyers are pummeling us with their dullness. Why use five words when 500 are so much more annoying. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Dead Ed Bradley narrates part of the jury duty movie. They should update. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Leaving the house to dispense some justice @ jury duty this morning. about 19 hours ago from web
  6. Can we please swap Bloomberg for @CoryBooker? Please? 6:26 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. @ameliamagritte I was never on team jolie, but that'll keep me off. Gross. 6:10 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to ameliamagritte
  8. Why does Eminem's mother need a manager? http://tinyurl.com/yjs3p6a 5:43 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. @felsull I like to think Karma will beat them bloody (or at least smear their eyeshadow) at some point, but probably not. 5:20 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to felsull
  10. Went to the Museum of Arts & Design today—that Madeline Albright sure likes her brooches. 4:59 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. Ugh. You know that theory that if you postpone jury duty until the day before a holiday you won't have to serve? Yeah, doesn't work. 4:24 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. My book makes an excellent passive-aggro xmas gift if your list includes any single people that you hate: http://tinyurl.com/yh7qhf9 9:44 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. @TheFrisky You forgot the Baby Jesus Buttplug! http://www.divine-intervent... 8:55 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to TheFrisky
  14. RT @TheFrisky: The 5 Creepiest Sex Toys Ever Made! http://su.pr/9uzu1w 8:54 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. Screaming loud construction noise all day long just really never gets old. I'll be so sorry when they finally finish. 8:51 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. Did you ever catch someone else's stress? Then you're freaked out, but they're free to sleep? Yeah, that. 8:58 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. @Single_Shot I can't believe that writer put his phone number at the end of that piece. I smell a lot of irate collect calls from the joint. 6:09 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Single_Shot
  18. I forgot I have jury duty Wednesday. Does anyone know if there's wifi at the Brooklyn courthouse? 6:02 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Apparently it's a thin editorial line between "sassy" and "man-hater." Sigh. 6:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. If this is true, then I am Pulitzer material: http://www.good.is/post/a-h... 2:59 PM Nov 23rd from web