HitOrMissJudy
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Wow. Joe Jackson's "One More Time" is the soundtrack for the new Taco Bell Gordita ad. Aged new-wavers have to pay the rent too, I guess.
about 7 hours ago
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It's not you—it's your vagina: (Pronounce va-geena like Bruno and it's funnier.)
about 7 hours ago
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OMFG, it's like these lawyers are pummeling us with their dullness. Why use five words when 500 are so much more annoying.
about 15 hours ago
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Dead Ed Bradley narrates part of the jury duty movie. They should update.
about 18 hours ago
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Leaving the house to dispense some justice @ jury duty this morning.
about 19 hours ago
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Can we please swap Bloomberg for @? Please?
6:26 PM Nov 24th
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@ I was never on team jolie, but that'll keep me off. Gross.
6:10 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to ameliamagritte
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Why does Eminem's mother need a manager?
5:43 PM Nov 24th
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@ I like to think Karma will beat them bloody (or at least smear their eyeshadow) at some point, but probably not.
5:20 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to felsull
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Went to the Museum of Arts & Design today—that Madeline Albright sure likes her brooches.
4:59 PM Nov 24th
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Ugh. You know that theory that if you postpone jury duty until the day before a holiday you won't have to serve? Yeah, doesn't work.
4:24 PM Nov 24th
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My book makes an excellent passive-aggro xmas gift if your list includes any single people that you hate:
9:44 AM Nov 24th
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@ You forgot the Baby Jesus Buttplug!
8:55 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to TheFrisky
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RT @: The 5 Creepiest Sex Toys Ever Made!
8:54 AM Nov 24th
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Screaming loud construction noise all day long just really never gets old. I'll be so sorry when they finally finish.
8:51 AM Nov 24th
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Did you ever catch someone else's stress? Then you're freaked out, but they're free to sleep? Yeah, that.
8:58 PM Nov 23rd
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@ I can't believe that writer put his phone number at the end of that piece. I smell a lot of irate collect calls from the joint.
6:09 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to Single_Shot
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I forgot I have jury duty Wednesday. Does anyone know if there's wifi at the Brooklyn courthouse?
6:02 PM Nov 23rd
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Apparently it's a thin editorial line between "sassy" and "man-hater." Sigh.
6:00 PM Nov 23rd
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If this is true, then I am Pulitzer material:
2:59 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Judy McGuire
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://badadvice....
- Bio I love kittens and cotton candy.
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