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  1. @mmckay80 Once a speeding, bulletproof Hippo takes a carniverous bite out of a zombie and gets infected, we're all doomed 7 minutes ago from Twitterrific in reply to mmckay80
  2. Dear Twitter Friends, I need some Holiday Cheer. Please mention one thing that is "Totally Sweet." about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @beckysaysrawr I hear that Fire is the new Black. #violentclassylady 1:42 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific in reply to beckysaysrawr
  4. I am a toy nerd and a gamer. Transformers G1: The War for Cybertron is coming out next year. Activision is my hero for the day 10:36 AM Dec 9th from Twitterrific
  5. Who has mastered rhetoric? Probably the guy who managed to reference the Marx Brothers in an essay on Roman Poetics 1:42 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific
  6. @kayts I haven't been to the Flood Mansion in a while. Say, "Hi," to the ghost of Mrs. Flood for me, if you see her. 1:42 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific in reply to kayts
  7. Humphrey Brogart: the Smooth Chad 10:53 PM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  8. My son, you sleep in clouds Of fire That's all And that's right 7:22 PM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  9. @grngolet @jabinante I'm not sure if I did this right. http://bit.ly/5zcReo 12:08 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to grngolet
  10. Another day of paper-writing. Starting to pace. Probably means time for a break 11:53 AM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  11. I am enjoying quoting a man whose last name is Rudd 11:18 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  12. @jabinante @beckysaysrawr Everything! That's my word! Way better than my second draft: ...can't allow just anything... Thank you both 11:17 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to jabinante
  13. Does this sentence work? A poet may not permit absolutely anything that enters into his mind to achieve a papery, inky incarnation. 10:28 AM Dec 2nd from web
  14. @beckysaysrawr Dr. Rud wishes to offer a second opinion. Itchy inside-face is a clear symptom of Pruritus Cerebri. 10:27 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  15. At The Bitter End with Sebastien. Fights and Stories to follow. Wish you were here. 9:52 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  16. Translating swearing back and forth with dead languages is great. "Quid fornicando illud est?!" = "What for fucking is that?!" = WTF + lol 3:38 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  17. Misread the branding on a passing truck as "Scottish Distraction Services". (via @beckysaysrawr) IT WORKS! 3:36 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  18. I'm being tailgated by nuns! 3:10 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  19. @mmckay80 Where did you learn the phrase "ad kalendas Graecas"? 8:20 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific in reply to mmckay80
  20. Bam! Rud reviews Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson's The Gathering Storm: it was hella good. Plot moved. Storm gathered. Light memorized. 10:05 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific