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  1. Why are all the pink elephants leaving unsightly smears on the carpet? I really hope that it is just blood.
  2. The red pill or the blue pill? Why do I feel like I must take both? My teeth taste like gun metal this morning. I haven't eaten in days.
  3. My father was studying the Ipuwer Papyrus before he left. The Rijksmuseum in Leiden, Netherlands still carries his treatise on it.
  4. My bones ache from a dozen poorly-treated injuries. Heading over to Ubernacht to drown my sorrows in green melancholy. Join me Jodie?
  5. The kidney was lost... but my desire for retribution burns brightly...
  6. It was the Festival of Sankranthi in Mumbai. While the good folk bowed to Saraswati Maa, I bowed to a rusty knife to my kidney. I was 13...
  7. Scratching at the sill last night... indeterminate cause... or perhaps hallucination...
  8. I watched the sun rise with bloodshot eyes and an absinthe-stained glass... there are half-dissolved sugar cubes everywhere...
  9. A breakfast of poached quail eggs and foi grois ... decadent!
  10. Dusk... that's when it happens. That's when it always happens.
  11. I hate Mab. Even if she does look like Jodi and is hell in the sack. Can't trust her or the Faerie. 'Course, can't trust anyone, really.
  12. It could be the opium...or those damn gnomes again...but I smell the curious scent of ozone. That means faeries, which means Mab. Damn.
  13. Thinking about that day rowing around Boterhuiseiland in Holland with my father. Oh melancholy take me... absinthe help me!
  14. I dreamed of my mother last night. The Webley looked so massive in her small arthritic hand... sigh...
  15. @JeremyCShipp I see. Sporks. Will have to see if Bothwell can get on that. In the interim...where the bloody hell is my pipe?
  16. @JeremyCShipp Anyway I can curry their favor? AND get my things back?
  17. @JeremyCShipp I mean, just because I accidentally shot one on my last job....I was chasing Imps, and I was drunk. They look almost the same!
  18. @JeremyCShipp That's all well and good...if I could just keep them from taking my things, I'd be more than happy to support their Army.
  19. @shroudmag I've contacted someone whom I believe may be their god. A Jeremy Shipp, something or other. He looks wise, anyway.
  20. @shroudmag I shan't...so long as you don't have any of those blasted basement gnomes with you. Filthy things. I'm working on it, though.