HipHopLife2012
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I won't block you, or delete you. I'm keeping you there so you're able to see how happy I am without you.
5:49 AM Feb 8th
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The sky isn't always blue, the sun doesn't always shine, and it's okay to fall apart sometimes
5:48 AM Feb 8th
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Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied "Nobody asked my opinion, but ..."
5:46 AM Feb 8th
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Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?
5:34 AM Feb 8th
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A lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
5:29 AM Feb 8th
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If she thinks 69 is just a number, she's too young for you bro.
5:24 AM Feb 8th
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The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is.
5:22 AM Feb 8th
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Ahh the iPhone! You need the best phone accessories for the best phone. Check them out - spon
5:19 AM Feb 8th
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Any time someone tells you they're "about 20 minutes away" they're lying. They haven't left yet.
5:16 AM Feb 8th
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Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend & 19 girls chasing you is.
5:14 AM Feb 8th
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I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet.
5:12 AM Feb 8th
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People who are "just saying" should try "just shutting the fuck up."
5:09 AM Feb 8th
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My grandma keeps talking about her monthly checks, prescription drugs and how much she loves Miami. I think she's a rapper.
5:06 AM Feb 8th
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I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer.
5:02 AM Feb 8th
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If I could throw you off a bridge i definitely would
4:58 AM Feb 8th
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Calm down. Your relationship ended, not your life.
4:48 AM Feb 8th
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Don't judge me. You only see what I choose to show.
4:27 AM Feb 8th
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I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this ¦)
4:25 AM Feb 8th
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I'd rather be absolutely crazy than absolutely boring.
4:22 AM Feb 8th
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I wouldn't say that you a hoe, just made a hoe decision
6:03 PM Jan 28th
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