HiFrucCornSyrup
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Can someone please tell me what mercury looks like, because if it's in me, I'd very much like to get it out. Thanks, - Frucy
2:50 PM Aug 13th
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What? Obama's healthcare plan doesn't ban Aspartame? Dammit, I gotta get to one of those town hall meetings. To the Fruc-mobile!
1:44 PM Aug 11th
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@ I have trouble making friends.
1:35 PM Aug 11th
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in reply to ZaneDiggity
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@ Sounds good to me!
1:33 PM Aug 11th
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@ Fruc the corn lobbyists. But I appreciate your appreciation of me. Most of my fans stay closeted.
1:21 PM Aug 11th
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in reply to ZaneDiggity
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I bet you'd love to have some carrots with that afternoon coffee. ... HAHAHAHAHAHAof course not, go get yourself a Twinkie.
2:08 PM Aug 10th
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@ Kudos on the corn joke, madam. Kudos.
11:01 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to wendyhansen
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@ I'm just a humble syrup who, once you get past the obesity and diabetes and stuff, is perfectly nice to hang with.
11:00 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to TedSox
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You know what this Monday needs? A long lecture on the ills of syrupism. FETCH ME MY SOAPBOX AND HOIST MY BEAKER UP THERE!!
10:37 AM Aug 10th
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@ C'mon. You know you can't resist me. (I'll meet you in the break room in 10 minutes. I'll be hanging out in the snack machine.)
10:36 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to Mexiliu
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@ I'm assuming that by "bummed" you mean "thrilled" and by "blergh" you mean "mmmmmmm, delicious!" Right?
10:35 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to TedSox
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@ Are you trying to heighten my fructose?
10:34 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to capitaln
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@ Guess which one's my favorite!!
10:33 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to wendyhansen
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@ That's right. Nothing natural about me, baby. 100-percent human-made, just as God intended it.
10:33 AM Aug 10th
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in reply to alanstevens
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You know what I love about agave nectar? Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing.
2:04 PM Aug 7th
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@ Thank you, sir. I'll meet you in the snack machine in 10 minutes.
2:02 PM Aug 7th
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in reply to innovate
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Back in the cornfield, we called it Fallow Friday.
12:54 PM Aug 7th
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@ Still fightin' syrupism, stayin' rogue, always dodgin' King Corn and his corporate goons. And yourself?
10:46 AM Aug 7th
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All right. It's Friday, people. Get in line to get your fructose heightened. (can a syrup get a whoop-whoop?)
10:31 AM Aug 7th
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I make my glorious return to Twitter and the whole damn thing crashes. AND John Hughes dies. More shit to blame on the Frucster, I suppose.
10:27 AM Aug 7th
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- Name HighFruc Corn Syrup
- Location Everywhere!
- Bio I'm just a corn-based sweetener out there tryin' to defend my good name. And I'm SOOOOOO tasty!
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