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Hez

  1. With a bunch of nekkid hotties on a boat at wreck beach. You should be totally jealous.
  2. I'm broke as shit, but dammit, I'm gonna have a great weekend all the same.
  3. Sleep now... swim, sand, sea, sun and singalonging tomorrow.
  4. One boat-having friend goes away for the weekend, and lo and behold, another emerges like a unicorn from the mist.
  5. And now the young Korean girl next door is being teased and doing that whine that makes my eyes bleed.
  6. My roommate and her bandmates are making the loveliest music inside right now.
  7. Doing academic research in my sweltering back yard wearing Daisy Dukes: the least intellectual garment in the shorts kingdom.
  8. OMG, bank hold doesn't lift until MONDAY. I'm going to shoot myself.
  9. The two words most likely to push me into going postal today: "bank hold."
  10. A baby next door is going TOTALLY NUCLEAR.
  11. Woken up mid-sleep by a bad dream. Still feeling off. How can something as simple as a dream do that to you?
  12. I'm going to a soccer game tonight! Go Whitecaps!!
  13. #coast wins best ice I've ever had. No cal chips and i can't stop eating em!
  14. Holy shitballz There's a lot of hot people at the coast restaurant relaunch. O lounge is teh new seksiness. #OLounge #glowbal
  15. Things you always want to hear from yr former mayoral candidate say: 'i got into a fight about yr boobs recently.'
  16. Off to back-to-back media previews of 2 restaurants. Good timing too... I'm starved!
  17. @rachelsklar WAH! I want a Mediaite column too!!!
  18. Today features double the foodings & double the fun. Media sneak peeks at the newly reno'd Coast and YBC! No lunch for me!
  19. Dear Pimple In My Hairline At The Nape Of My Neck: I don't understand your brand of gross.
  20. I think I follow too many people that follow each other. I just saw the same joke RT'd 3 times. #TooInsidery