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Hez

.@GameOfThrones Those thrones were almost totally not a game for a minute there tonight, amirite? about 2 hours ago via HootSuite
@behrle Nice. And now you also have a smoove line like that to finally get them in the sack next time you see them. ;-) about 3 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
Nobody ever PLANS to become famous in a reality show about bong hits and bit torrenting. But why are we so afraid to dream, people? about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
@behrle One proviso: only proper participants in penetration may play! about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
@daveshumka All good, pops. I'm in love w/a new beagle friend & it's tough to unstitch the smile from my face anyway. Hush now abt Veep tho! about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to daveshumka
@behrle It's usually done while drunk at a bridal shower, so try those laboratory conditions if you want truly optimal results. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
Thank fuck. RT @alaindebotton: Feeling you're basically leading the right life is entirely compatible with feeling grumpy much of the time. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
@daveshumka SHHH IT'S A SLOW TORRENT about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to daveshumka
.@behrle #GameofBones about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
@behrle Then you add em, take the average, & that's your "Cringe Quotient" for your sexual career to date. -10 = supercringe / +10 = pimpbot about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
@behrle The plus/minus 10 rating is how it'd be if you met them again today. Would you run & hide, just be meh or jump each other's bones? about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
@behrle Now assign each 1 on yr list a value btw -10 & +10 based on how it'd be if u met again today, then add & average it! #gamesIinvented about 4 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to behrle
I think I hear a coyote in the distance and it makes me want to put on pants and scoop up any neighbouring tiny-to-mid-sized pets. 12:26 AM May 27th via HootSuite
#GCOYSTER tweetup! Buck-a-shuck deliciousness on a sunny #vancouver afternoon! (@ Coast Restaurant w/ @tinhead) [pic]: 4sq.com/KbPI9e 4:40 PM May 26th via foursquare
My boy @snapeditshow did me right with this sweet oystravaganza! Yes, I ate them all. Thx @Glowbal_Group! #gcoyster twitter.com/Hez/status/206… 4:25 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
This whiskery mister's getting a new fave auntie soon. It's my never-ending quest to earn the love of all earth’s dogs. ow.ly/i/EATP 12:00 PM May 26th via HootSuite
Mmmmmm... whiff-o-bacon! 11:16 AM May 26th via HootSuite
@evitravels Poop! I set that up ages ago, but I never meant it to dissuade nice, non-spambot followers! 12:37 AM May 24th via HootSuite in reply to evitravels
Patio party! Check the sweet BBQ action! Thx @eatDockside & @em_pd! (@ Dockside Restaurant w/ 3 others) [pic]: 4sq.com/JEuDQ4 6:46 PM May 23rd via foursquare
Now that's more like it... Weather's looking up just as I'm about to head to @eatDockside for their Patio Party! See ya soon, @em_pd et. al! 4:16 PM May 23rd via HootSuite

Name Hez
Location Vancouver
Web http://cvxn.tumbl...
Bio Lady snarkslinger & professional word maker-gooder. Contributor to HelloGiggles & BlackBook. This is a personal account & I'm rather fond of the swears.