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  1. With a bunch of nekkid hotties on a boat at wreck beach. You should be totally jealous.about 17 hours ago from txt
  2. I'm broke as shit, but dammit, I'm gonna have a great weekend all the same.about 23 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  3. Sleep now... swim, sand, sea, sun and singalonging tomorrow.12:24 AM Jul 11th from DestroyTwitter
  4. One boat-having friend goes away for the weekend, and lo and behold, another emerges like a unicorn from the mist.9:37 PM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  5. And now the young Korean girl next door is being teased and doing that whine that makes my eyes bleed.7:31 PM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  6. My roommate and her bandmates are making the loveliest music inside right now.7:16 PM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  7. Doing academic research in my sweltering back yard wearing Daisy Dukes: the least intellectual garment in the shorts kingdom.3:15 PM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  8. OMG, bank hold doesn't lift until MONDAY. I'm going to shoot myself.1:18 PM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  9. The two words most likely to push me into going postal today: "bank hold."12:08 PM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  10. A baby next door is going TOTALLY NUCLEAR.11:04 AM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  11. Woken up mid-sleep by a bad dream. Still feeling off. How can something as simple as a dream do that to you?10:53 AM Jul 10th from DestroyTwitter
  12. I'm going to a soccer game tonight! Go Whitecaps!!5:09 PM Jul 9th from DestroyTwitter
  13. #coast wins best ice I've ever had. No cal chips and i can't stop eating em!11:14 PM Jul 8th from txt
  14. Holy shitballz There's a lot of hot people at the coast restaurant relaunch. O lounge is teh new seksiness. #OLounge #glowbal8:33 PM Jul 8th from txt
  15. Things you always want to hear from yr former mayoral candidate say: 'i got into a fight about yr boobs recently.'6:06 PM Jul 8th from txt
  16. Off to back-to-back media previews of 2 restaurants. Good timing too... I'm starved!2:56 PM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
  17. @rachelsklar WAH! I want a Mediaite column too!!!12:53 PM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
  18. Today features double the foodings & double the fun. Media sneak peeks at the newly reno'd Coast and YBC! No lunch for me!12:47 PM Jul 8th from DestroyTwitter
  19. Dear Pimple In My Hairline At The Nape Of My Neck: I don't understand your brand of gross.10:14 PM Jul 7th from DestroyTwitter
  20. I think I follow too many people that follow each other. I just saw the same joke RT'd 3 times. #TooInsidery9:44 PM Jul 7th from DestroyTwitter
  • Name Hez
  • Location Tehran
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  • Bio Snarkslinger and professional word maker-gooder. Chief Vancouverist for BlackBook Guides. Texting beats DMs - pals should ask for my digits.
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