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  1. Kittysitter's reward. http://twitpic.com/ouu28about 6 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  2. RT @gowhistler: Watch as winter falls upon Whistler Mountain! http://www.whistler.com/web...about 11 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  3. "I, Eric Von Zipper, am putting the snatch on you." #MovieLinesThatDontAgeWellabout 11 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  4. "What are ya waitin for, chickie baby? To lay an egg?" Beach Blanket Bingo on TCM now. Rickles, Paul Lynde & a singing Krystle Carrington!!about 12 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  5. Welcome new follower @NancyODell, but pls don't broadcast all my bizness on yr show. DON'T WANNA MAKE PARIS HILTON JEALOUS! AMIRITE, Y'ALL?about 14 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  6. #BlameCanada #OurTimeToShine RT @robhuebel: Another awesome celebrity buttcrack spotting! Donald Sutherland.about 14 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  7. #threewordsaftersex Sign this waiver.about 14 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  8. #threewordsaftersex That was pointless.about 14 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  9. #threewordsaftersex Something fell off.about 15 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  10. @pftompkins #threewordsaftersex UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!about 15 hours ago from DestroyTwitter in reply to PFTompkins
  11. Can I just pour this coffee right in my eyes?about 15 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
  12. ZOMG Badlands is on!!!! It's almost 3:30, but it's one of my Top 10 movies and it's been ages since I've seen it.3:29 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  13. RT @tinhead Lady w no teeth to bathroom attendant: Love yr sparkly eyeshadow! The doctor who did my second abortion had the same eyeshadow!3:21 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  14. If it were remade nowadays, Bonnie & Clyde would probably survive the hail of bullets, because hello, SEQUEL!3:20 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  15. Sweet, Bonnie & Clyde is on! Gettin crunkle with Van Runkle! #CostumeDesign #Bestevs1:46 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  16. Ha! Hilarious Almost Live Seattle-based satire: a buddy detective parody called "Chihuly & Jones"1:18 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  17. Just tuned in toJohn Kiester smoking a bong in the open to this old "Almost Live"! And Joel MchHale is in the cast? #VintageTV #Seattle1:10 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  18. Eating a sundae, watching a little SNL.12:08 AM Nov 8th from DestroyTwitter
  19. RT @gregory_goose: The Douchefog be thicke tonite.11:40 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter
  20. @molls Aww, too bad. But still good to know the Emergency Diane Keaton Broadcast System is up and working perfectly.11:05 PM Nov 7th from DestroyTwitter in reply to molls
  • Name Hez
  • Location Vancouver
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  • Bio Snarkslinger and professional word maker-gooder. Chief Vancouverist and 2010 Olympic correspondent for BlackBook Magazine
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