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  1. 1 run game in the top of the 8th and the Wrigley "fans" are pouring out of the stadium. Sad.
  2. Drinking martinis then going to Hydrate!!! Come hang out if you're around!
  3. Tommy Pickles is a great mafia name
  4. Wtf? Just passed a child with a "rocks 4 sale" booth setup on the sidewalk. What happened to lemonade?!
  5. Could use a bukkake from some Super Soaker 50s right about now
  6. I wish I was in a situation where I could "demand safe passage" as part of a bargaining agreement. That always sounds like fun
  7. I don't care how hard it's raining. I'm not going to buy Crocs.
  8. Lousy Smarch weather
  9. In a parking lot with 30,000 Hondurans... Just another Saturday
  10. Joke's on you, Harris Bank... Those 2 dollar bills and Sacajawea (?) Dollars are YOUR problem now!
  11. WebMD does not have a cure for "Howie Day song stuck in head". Sounds lethal to me.
  12. Quench Gum weather? You're GD right it is
  13. Milk was a bad choice!
  14. There's 2 bald guys in front of me at Hair Cuttery... Shouldn't be a long wait
  15. Anyone else still awake watching the end of Highlander? No? Just me? Ok then
  16. A ladybug sitting on the head of my toothbrush... That's gotta be a sign of good luck in some culture somewhere
  17. Maybe, instead of protesting, you should get your stupid ass to work like a good American. And stop wasting good tea.
  18. Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my Uno face
  19. Ran a mile 15 seconds faster than when I did when I was 16... At this rate I'll be breaking records by the time I'm 78!
  20. Hey bored 16 year old girl in the Burberry scarf: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE FRONT ROW AT THE SOX GAME!??!