HerrArrAmok
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What is green and dangerous? A thundering herd of pickles.
3:13 PM May 12th
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What is a bacteria? The rear entrance of a cafeteria.
9:42 AM May 10th
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What does an invisible baby drink? Evaporated milk.
9:40 AM May 10th
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How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick a finger in his eye.
5:31 PM May 2nd
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What is a stupid flower? A blooming idiot.
5:30 PM May 2nd
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Why was George Washington like a fish? He was the flounder of his country.
5:30 PM May 2nd
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What is an astronauts favorite meal? Launch.
4:18 PM May 1st
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What do you call an Indian woman who complains a lot? A squaw-ker.
4:17 PM May 1st
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What is purple and 5'000 miles long? The Grape Wall Of China.
4:16 PM May 1st
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Who was older, David or Goliath? David must have been because he rocked Goliath to sleep.
4:06 PM May 1st
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Why shouldn't you cry if your cow falls off a mountain? Because there's no use crying over spilt milk.
2:48 AM Apr 25th
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What did the cotton plant say to the farmer? Stop picking on me.
2:45 AM Apr 25th
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When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
2:43 AM Apr 25th
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If you cross a cat and a pickle, what do you have? A picklepuss.
2:41 AM Apr 25th
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What kind of person loves cocoa? A coconut.
2:41 AM Apr 25th
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How does a hot dog speak? Frankly.
3:55 PM Apr 16th
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How do you make Mexican chili? Take him to the North Pole.
3:53 PM Apr 16th
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@ I have a short story in a contest. Check it out, even vote if you like. Hart.
4:41 PM Feb 7th
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Go here to vote for my short story in the Broken Pencil Deathmatch.
2:37 PM Feb 6th
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What should you do if your frog breaks down? Call a toad truck.
11:49 AM Jan 24th
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- Name HART.
- Location BAYNE.
- Web http://tawdryprod...
- Bio HART. A FILMMAKER, WRITER AND PAINTER IN FLOW WITH THE DARK EDDY.
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