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HerbinHousewife

  1. ..After the explosion, I spend the rest of the day putting the pieces together. --Ray Bradbury about 5 hours ago via web
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Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me... about 5 hours ago via web
  3. @FlaEd I should have said more sow bell. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to FlaEd
  4. Someone who gets me -->@cobblestonerock Deuce Bigalow - Tourette Syndrome: youtu.be/fFn0llYqM8w about 6 hours ago via Tweet Button
  5. HAHAHAHAHaa. Siri tweets are so funny. about 6 hours ago via web
  6. I could heckle Costner in my sleep. about 6 hours ago via web
  7. This veggie pizza's lack-luster performance needs more pepperoni bell. about 6 hours ago via web
  8. RT "@CarlaFinch Strawberry shortcake bitches!" If that's the name of a new gang you're starting, I can't wait for my initiation! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to CarlaFinch
  9. I think either today or tomorrow is my one year Twitter anniversary. I'm registered at Neiman Marcus and the greenhouse.org. about 7 hours ago via web
  10. There's something about people that never cuss that I just don't trust. about 8 hours ago via web
  11. @lissy908marie All I did was spend $ so you're the smart one! Was fun but I had company so it's kinda work...while drinking and highing ;) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to lissy908marie
  12. RT "@drbaloney NICE!! this is how we doooos it doggsie!" Couldn't have said it better myself, Doc!! @EastSidedave about 8 hours ago via web in reply to drbaloney
  13. @lissy908marie Hi hun! Hope you had a good weekend ;) about 8 hours ago via web in reply to lissy908marie
  14. @vegasbob1975 Hey doll, thanks! The weather passed and we kept the pubs in business. Hope you had a good one! about 8 hours ago via web in reply to vegasbob1975
  15. Hey @drbaloney! I'm just here in New Smyrna Biatch fighting off the hurricanes with one beer tied behind my back...as usual. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to drbaloney
  16. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LJpCODlFfq/ 5:44 PM May 27th via Instagram
  17. @drbaloney Hey buddy...hope you were feeling better for your shindig yesterday. Oh and thanks for inviting me...RUDE! 1:14 PM May 27th via web in reply to drbaloney
  18. @drbaloney That picture makes me want my mummy. 7:39 AM May 26th via web in reply to drbaloney
  19. So kiss my face...I'lll see you all in heaven!...G'nite 8:31 PM May 25th via web
  20. @racheldotpsd Thanks, beautiful! ;) 8:29 PM May 25th via web in reply to racheldotpsd
  • Name Herbin' Housewife
  • Location Gainesville/NSBeach , Florida.
  • Bio A bit on the raunchy side -- Sometimes I post spiritual, feel good tweets but don't be fooled -- I am jaded -- *Ron & Fez and O & A*
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