HerbPastor
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Is it me? When out with my girlfriends, I prepare myself for the worst trouble but can expect the best outcome.
9:03 PM Nov 19th
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There's an 18 year old girl in your neighborhood who'll curl your toes with her sexual encounters. I know these girls.
9:01 PM Nov 19th
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I've spent years in the sex business.I know what turns you on. Compared to today's young 18 year old girls-I'm a rank amateur.
9:00 PM Nov 19th
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Most of my stripper girlfriends love snakes. The reptiles not the boyfriend kind.
3:30 AM Nov 19th
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"Trixxie" loved to have her pet snake "Slither" actually slither all over her while she made love-but not with me.
3:28 AM Nov 19th
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I'll go into the ladies purse business. "Slither's" babies can be turned into leather. "Trixxie" will turn over in her grave.
3:27 AM Nov 19th
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OMG! Why didn't "Trixxie" tell my that her pet snake was pregnant BEFORE she died. Now there'll be a dozen boa constrictors crawling in bed.
3:22 AM Nov 19th
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Now who's goin' take care of "Slither" now that "Trixxie's" dead? Deadly pythons are not my cup of tea.
3:20 AM Nov 19th
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I loved "Trixxie". Her pet python "Slither" was jealous enough for being pushed out of her bed that I thought he'd eventually swallow me.
3:17 AM Nov 19th
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"Trixxie's" funeral is being held at the San Diego zoo. Reptile section. Her other boyfriend believes she was a snake.
3:15 AM Nov 19th
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"Trixxie" my girlfriend died while she was attempting sexual nirvana. The good news is that it wasn't with me.
3:11 AM Nov 19th
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When my girlfriends "Fon" and "Zee" and I get tangled up-sometimes I get their body parts confused-know what I mean?
3:27 AM Nov 6th
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Eroticism escapes my girlfriends "Zee" and "Fon". Frankly, I like it that way.That's why we make a great threesome
3:23 AM Nov 6th
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"Fon" and "Zee" don't want or need any erotic stimulation. Just get right down to business without the pre-lims.
3:21 AM Nov 6th
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My girlfriends "Zee" and "Fon" could be sisters w/o the same parents of course. The walk,talk alike but even more they make love the same
3:20 AM Nov 6th
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"Zee" showed me some private pics with her anatomy displayed. She'll need both sides of a mag pages to give her body justice.
3:18 AM Nov 6th
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Meanwhile, seems like "Baby" is falling in love with "Zee" a girlfriend who popped in a week ago. They exchanged numbers. Lesbos all alike
11:12 PM Nov 5th
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I'm so sicko. I'm planning an escapade with "Apple" and "Noi". When will I realize that new girls-every day-isn't all that satisfying?
11:10 PM Nov 5th
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"Fon" hardly costs anything to keep around. I just take care of her essentials-food & stuff. Somehow I know she'll get her cash later
11:08 PM Nov 5th
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"Baby" is my most expensive girlfriend. She doesn't know that I know she's stealing my money to support her doper bro. I go along with it
11:07 PM Nov 5th
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- Name Herb Pastor
- Location Las Vegas
- Bio Author, Actor, Entrepreneur... Serving up the 7 deadly sins in the city that never sleeps.
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