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HerMelness

Rookie mistake, @stephenfry. They thought you were asking for 'nice'. Very few buffets do nice anymore. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
What am I still doing here? Let me go. Let me go. 1:15 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
RT @northernmum1: @HerMelness *gulps*<<That made me laugh. 1:14 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
@nickie72: I forgot our Chief Plaiter off original tweet. Don't...upbraid me for omission! :D 1:14 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to nickie72
At @BritMums Live! session with moi, @nickie72, @michelletwinmum, @northernmum1, @RedTedArt. FREE pube plaiting for first 500 in door. 1:13 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
Later, peeps. Have a FABULOUS Sunday, Dahlings. HMSx 1:07 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
@northernmum1: I'm gonna make you a star, baby! 1:05 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to northernmum1
Going to @BritMums Live! Don't miss session with moi, @michelletwinmum, @northernmum1, @RedTedArt. FREE pube plaiting for first 500 in door. 1:03 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
RT @BritMums: Have you seen?? BritMums Blogging Prompts are BACK!!! Get inspired! bit.ly/MM9JlU 12:58 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
Just made first iced tea of the season. SUMMERTIME! 12:56 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
I'm trying to get worked up about the Eurovision Song Contest....except, well, its The Eurovision Song Contest. 12:55 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
#SilentSunday. Ssh... bit.ly/JFuRwW 12:43 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
Silent Sunday #55 nblo.gs/y6gjk 10:42 PM May 26th via NetworkedBlogs
Silent Sunday #55 goo.gl/fb/TYBfI 10:42 PM May 26th via Google
RT @ExpatMammy: @HerMelness morning lady<<<Morning, Mrs. Just back. I will not bang on about the LOVELY DAY out there. :D 12:22 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
Morning all. Does Dixon of Dock Green bend at the knees, which will mean nothing to anyone under the age of 100. #EarlyMorningCrew 9:46 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
So, me being able to keep my eyes open any longer is Nil Point *said with a French accent*. Have a great evening, all. #BBCEurovision 1:24 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
Hey @BritMums, about those emails you're sending....hope the hamsters sort it out soon. #BeenThere 1:20 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
RT @HerMelness: On a bit of a Luther fest, today. I gold my girl bye bye, but I really didn't mean it.<<<Gotta love typos. You been...told. 5:28 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
On a bit of a Luther fest, today. I gold my girl bye bye, but I really didn't mean it....la la la 5:27 AM May 24th via TweetDeck

Name HerMelness Speaks
Location United Kingdom
Web http://hermelness...
Bio Satirical opinionator, back-to-basics, ‘old school’ parent of 4 members of The Gibberish Generation. MD of @thegiftofwords. IS it me? No, I don't think so.