HenryKisssinger
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If you're a cop here's a money-saving tip. A police woman's uniform costs around $500. But adult shops do a wipe-clean one for under $30.
3:54 AM Oct 30th
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Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to what you want to look at.
3:48 AM Oct 30th
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Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know. Easy!
3:47 AM Oct 30th
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I keep my legs warm in winter by wearing ladies' tights beneath my pants. They make perfectly good - and economical - leg warmers. Easy!
3:46 AM Oct 30th
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As a pensioner saving money and staying warm are my priorities. so, here's a few more.
3:45 AM Oct 30th
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Pop the egg into boiling water & drive away from your home at exactly 60kph.After 3 ks phone ur wife & tell her to take the egg out the pan.
3:43 AM Oct 30th
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Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers ...
3:42 AM Oct 30th
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Worried your teeth will be stained after drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
3:41 AM Oct 30th
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Then, if you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
3:40 AM Oct 30th
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Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it.
3:40 AM Oct 30th
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Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to a charity shop. They'll wash and iron them and you can buy them back for 50 c.
3:39 AM Oct 30th
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Pop a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap. Lovely!
3:36 AM Oct 30th
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Give the current tight economic climate, your Uncle Henry is happy to share tips for making those pennies go further.
3:34 AM Oct 30th
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The worst advice I ever got - 'You should get a regular job'.
3:31 AM Oct 30th
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The law of attraction - the most powerful law in the universe.
3:25 AM Oct 30th
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Anyone know if Anita Dobson is still with Brian May from Queen? Am I still in with a chance? If not, Dannii Minogue is my plan B.
3:21 AM Oct 30th
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@ Yeh, sure it will be. Anyway, I need to go off and fill up my Hummer, son. Keep dreamin'.
3:17 AM Oct 30th
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is looking out his pirate costume for Halloween party. (Getting ready to go as Ronald Dumsfeld). Ha ha.
3:04 AM Oct 30th
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@ Oboomba's solution would be to send 'em to an edu-kay-shoon camp. Mine is to keep repeating the msg, fight the good fight.
8:56 PM Oct 28th
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Yep, it sure is 'change you can believe in'. If your name happens to be Alice in Wonderland.
4:37 AM Oct 26th
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- Name Henry Kissinger
- Location Here, there EVERYWHERE
- Bio Policy advisor and warmonger of reptilian heritage
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