HenryKisssinger
- Have you noticed the Stockholm Syndrome some folk seem to have with the existing tyranny - & tyranny that's right around the corner? Fools.1:49 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- Note from my Queensland friend: why does the ALP (Labor party) despise the opinions of the people it is supposed to represent?12:55 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- Couldn't be more wrong, sheeple.12:52 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- Many ppl hold their opinions because they are fashionable in their milieu & held up as the only possible available opinions worth holding.12:52 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- You can't reason a man (or a woman) out of an opinion he/she wasn't reasoned into in the first place.12:51 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
- Going out now to see how much candy I can stuff into a pillowcase. 'C'mon kids, make way for Uncle HK'. Trick or treat - woohoo!!!3:40 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Save money on doorbell batteries by removing them and simply popping to the door every two minutes to see if anyone is there.4:22 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Greengrocers - why throw away old, shrivelled, unsold fruit and veg? Simply label it "organic produce" and charge twice the usual price.4:21 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Avoid paying tax by going to work in a politically unstable Middle East country inhabited by religious fanatics.4:16 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. Job done!4:15 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- I find the best way to get 2 bottles of vodka for the price of one is by putting one in my shopping cart and the other in my coat pocket.4:13 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Make your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on the window sill. Lovely!4:12 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Don't waste cash buying Bridget Jones' Diary.Just dig out The Diary of Adrian Mole, strike all references to 'spots' & repl with 'fat arse'.4:11 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Just phone your local department store and ask them to describe their latest selection of ladies' lingerie, while masturbating furiously.4:08 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Don't bother wasting money on subscribing to expensive adult web sites or calling 0898 phone numbers.4:08 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Can't afford the hot water for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.4:04 AM Oct 30th from web
- Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally. No probs!4:01 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Save electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner's hat.4:01 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Cyclists: avoid a sore bum by placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will ease your ride & when you return home - a warm snack! Easy!3:59 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
- Then, repeat this procedure 100 times or so and you have yourself a free bunch of grapes. Can also be done with other small fruits.3:57 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
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- Name Henry Kissinger
- Location Here, there EVERYWHERE
- Bio Policy advisor and warmonger of reptilian heritage
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