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14 minutes of commercials. Thanks, #Soapnet. And #GH is a repeat! Thought so cause holiday but guide said "New." TV fail. Time to read. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
#Soapnet is freaking out. I swear commercials for 8 mins so far. GH never started at 9 pm. Thought I was going crazy seeing repeat ads! about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Is it necessary to wear heels at the mall? #beggingforattention about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Why did it take me so long to realize that David Garrett's Rock Symphonies album is the best book writing music? No distracting lyrics! about 13 hours ago via web
VINNYGUADAGNINO I don't have the time to hate on people. 2:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by HelloJoelleLisa and 3019 others
danecook Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you. 2:13 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by HelloJoelleLisa and 1886 others
maxdubsax north jersey rules this weekend since the douchebag population are doing drugs and having nasty sex in sleazeside 1:51 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by HelloJoelleLisa and 3 others
thebakari we are 16 likes away from 200! please share us and help us get there ;) 8:09 AM May 26th via Facebook Retweeted by HelloJoelleLisa
Stealing sunshine (not like Len- remember that band?) And sea shells. 8:39 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
You can be very stubborn about something that you think is imp... More for Taurus bit.ly/wMRKBc 2:38 AM May 26th via Twittascope
@JPcashcash Gotta love NJ. At least The Wanted is on. How was your show? Sad I missed it. Down the shore. 8:50 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to JPcashcash
What's worse than watching the opening act? Watching cover bands play 1 hit wonder songs when you left your ear plugs at home. #musiccritic 8:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Frank wants the Amish Outlaws cover band to play our wedding. And that is why I will be doing all the planning. Haha they are funny though. 7:59 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Soundtrack to the shore: Guns N' Roses. #rocknroll at heart. #liveloud #music 5:35 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
You may struggle with your self-esteem today, especially if yo... More for Taurus bit.ly/wMRKBc 2:38 AM May 25th via Twittascope
For 1st time in like 5 yrs I have a car w working speedometer. Also working gas gauge & windows that don't get stuck. #upgraded my life 9:01 AM May 24th via web
@Melysa_S I was hoping it was going to be a picture of a dog! Wish I could take mine to work with me 8:55 AM May 24th via web in reply to Melysa_S
@FrankSperanza @ohheyjesssager Yea but I don't get it. Most animals are carnivores, not vegetarians. Tigers, dogs, etc etc 8:54 AM May 24th via web in reply to FrankSperanza
@ohheyjesssager @FrankSperanza I don't know what you guys are talking about! 8:50 AM May 24th via web
Lady at the DMV just told me how nice my license picture is, then looked at me & said she suggests I change it! Haha Insulted. Kept it. 2:47 PM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Name Joelle Caputa
Location I heart NJ
Web http://www.HelloJ...
Bio Writing Trash the Dress: Stories of Celebrating Divorce in your 20s TrashTheDressBook.com. I’m SXE, tattooed, veggie, rescue dogs, run @PlanetVerge, work in PR