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Hotel guests said we were x-rated9:04 AM Jun 23rd from txt
Wii sports with my mom. She has commandeered my wii.10:27 AM Jun 9th from web
New phone is the SEX! Omg who could hate an LG Shine9:59 AM Jun 4th from web
I am bored and hungry.7:55 AM May 17th from web
sometimes the most fucked up nights, end up well. Got stood up, but ended up meeting an awesome guy in the end. Niiice.9:55 AM May 16th from web
@bravesgirl5 lies. he's mc dreamy he cando whatever he wants.9:55 AM May 16th from web in reply to bravesgirl5
Can't wait to go out tonight.10:26 AM May 15th from web
Waking up to the dawn breaking, stark naked in covers issss great!2:56 AM May 14th from web
So I moved into my new apartment, came clean about writing a slutty blog to my family (they aren't happy) and I'm ready to rock Philadelphia5:32 PM May 9th from web
is cooking, and wondering where the penis is.7:32 PM Apr 28th from web
Dickfest 2009! It's starting!7:58 AM Apr 28th from web
AMAZING!!!!! from @time http://www.time.com/time/ar...11:31 AM Apr 27th from web
I need a massage, like no other. Just achy terrible cramps and lower back pains. Accccck.4:39 PM Apr 26th from web
@PhillyD I'm doing my friends hair and makeup for an event and dodging a guy who I don't like, who doesn't understand the word no.10:27 AM Apr 25th from web in reply to PhillyD
Booooooooooooooze1:58 PM Apr 24th from web
Ugh, I want alcohol in a bad way.11:29 PM Apr 23rd from web
@alphabitch Both her and the cervix have so 'splaining to do!6:09 PM Apr 23rd from web in reply to alphabitch
I hate you vagina. Stop bleeding. Stop it RIGHT NOW.4:39 PM Apr 23rd from web
Why do men feel the need to tell me that they've masturbated to me? Like... ummmm. Thanks?10:42 AM Apr 23rd from web
@alphabitch I'm trying to find a man with a pierced cock. I am failing miserably.10:41 AM Apr 23rd from web in reply to alphabitch