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Frampton's "Do You Feel Like We Do" came on the iPod at about 11:34 AM. I'm leaving work in a little while so I hope the song ends soon.about 2 hours agofrom web
This to-do list isn't going to ignore itself.about 8 hours agofrom web
Hey Twitter isn't there to consolidate all those Michael Jackson things in the trending topics? Also is there a way to KEEP THAT BOX CLOSED.8:03 AM Jul 8thfrom web
I put the envelope for my rent check in my lunch box. When I mail it out later it will smell like peanutbutter.
You're welcome, landlord.2:25 PM Jul 6thfrom TwitterBerry
Is not squeezing the toothpaste tube from the bottom valid grounds for divorce?7:28 AM Jul 6thfrom TwitterBerry
"No it won't fit in there! Don't force it!"
Yeah, baby. Stroke my ego.
No. *That* "ego."7:04 PM Jul 4thfrom TwitterBerry
Our landlord just came up on Ali's suggested friends list on Facebook.
You can add this to the list of reasons why I don't have a Facebook.6:38 PM Jul 4thfrom web
format c:\ The in-laws next computer will be a Mac!9:16 AM Jul 4thfrom web
"I wasn't dancing I was shaking the wedgie out."8:43 AM Jul 4thfrom web
Look, I know this is Texas, but a cowboy hat? Really? I mean you rolled into this doughnut shop in a Tyotota Camary.
Not really cowboy up.7:24 AM Jul 4thfrom web
I'm thirsty and want some milk. Should I drink from the carton & get yelled at, or dirty a glass before company comes over & get yelled at?2:11 PM Jul 3rdfrom web