Hella
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Eat a bag of dicks, U.S. Airways.
11:17 AM Jan 6th
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My desk smells like the dozen mini Reese's peanut butter cups I inhaled last night.
I'm not complaining.
5:46 AM Jan 5th
from web
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What do you mean you can't get email on your cell phone? Did we enter a time warp to 2001 or something?
4:21 PM Jan 4th
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Back at work after 10 days off, neglecting Words with Friends games.
What's new with you?
Oh. Same thing. Cool.
10:30 AM Jan 4th
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I've been sleeping with my socks on the past couple of nights.
I don't like the person I'm becoming.
7:32 AM Jan 4th
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I assume all trending topics relate to the Jonas Brothers somehow.
7:01 AM Jan 3rd
from web
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I'm sorry but if I say "excuse me" politely six times and you don't move, don't be surprised when I tell you to GET THE FUCK OUT IF THE WAY.
9:12 AM Jan 1st
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It doesn't count as a homicide if it happens on a holiday, right?
8:55 AM Jan 1st
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I'm still writing 2009 on all my checks!
10:22 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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Ticket answered and completed in less than 13 minutes. Thanks, HostGator.
9:02 AM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
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""Submitting a ticket.""
8:44 AM Dec 30th, 2009
from web
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Ha ha, I have the week off, suckers!
I'd say I'm sorry but I'm not.
8:48 AM Dec 28th, 2009
from Tweetie
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I tell the tales of stains on my shirt the way a veteran would talk about wounds recieved in battle.
8:40 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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@ Show them the ShamWow and you'll be a god to them.
7:15 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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in reply to JephKelley
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@ do you have oversized ziplock bags? We used to put things in them & mash them that way. Not as nice a processer, but it's clean.
7:10 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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in reply to SarahInMI
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99 cent breakfast taquitos, you complete me.
6:54 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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@ I can't see your tweets.
11:12 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
from web
in reply to abigvictory
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I bet there are more handicapped parking spots in Houston than there are handicapped people in all of Texas.
11:56 AM Dec 22nd, 2009
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Man, today just FLEW by.
3:41 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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Did they start selling crazy in bulk sizes at Costco? I really have no other way to explain today.
10:57 AM Dec 21st, 2009
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- Name Mike Rastiello
- Location Houston, TX
- Web http://hellamike....
- Bio A dude from New Jersey, now living in Houston, planing to take over the world. Or just watch cartoons.
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