HellFireTwain
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It took to get @ off his a$$. Had to be there for @ and
6:55 PM Jul 8th, 2010
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FUCK U LeBron. U coulda told ur city that a month ago. There was no reason 2 keep them on a string like that.
6:30 PM Jul 8th, 2010
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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
6:52 PM Jul 8th, 2010
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
10:52 AM May 3rd, 2010
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Good God! I'm gone for just 5 days...this place is a mess! Carlin's passed out, Kennedy's drunk (go figure) & there's a Lost marathon on TV.
1:48 PM Apr 27th, 2010
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21 followers...The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
9:50 PM Apr 21st, 2010
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
9:48 PM Apr 21st, 2010
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
9:47 PM Apr 21st, 2010
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When Edison worked late on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
9:46 PM Apr 21st, 2010
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Carlin here...Twain's a f@#$ing mess. Sh!t! he's been dead 100 years, why the f@#$ wouldn't he be? [Hey! Ted! Easy..enough shots for now.]
9:45 PM Apr 21st, 2010
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
7:49 AM Apr 21st, 2010
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Charles Barkley: You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
6:56 PM Apr 19th, 2010
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
6:53 PM Apr 19th, 2010
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@ The only thing Stephen Hawking fears is a canker sore.
6:51 PM Apr 19th, 2010
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in reply to gayea
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@ I understand ur hope &am glad we cn B united in r short term goal but if he leaves Cleveland... Somebody's gonna get shot lol
6:27 PM Apr 17th, 2010
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in reply to HeavenlyTwain
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@ You can't shoot the dead.
6:28 PM Apr 17th, 2010
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in reply to ChickieX
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can.
6:28 PM Apr 17th, 2010
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The SEC was created by section 4 of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr. served as the first Chairman of the SEC.
6:24 PM Apr 17th, 2010
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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a man only tells them with all his might.
10:13 AM Apr 17th, 2010
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Finance 101: Derivatives have been useful in holding down prices of everyday items like food, clothing, and fuel. Main Street suffers again.
10:12 AM Apr 17th, 2010
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- Name Mark Twain
- Location 44th Layer of Hell
- Web http://www.twitte...
- Bio ...heaven for climate, hell for company! I travel down here from time to time to visit. Fun bunch down here but hotter than a Texas summer.
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