HelenRoseP
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I'm going to Honolulu* today! To arm wrestle with dolphins!** It's going to be amazing.***
*job centre **sign on ***Fucking awful.
33 minutes ago
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@ I miss you. I'm homesick. But I don't want to come home and get a job!
33 minutes ago
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in reply to Laura__Muller
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@ think I'll have to pay for a class, just keep rinsing the free ones. & if that gets boring there's always Christian dating!!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to IncognitoArtUK
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@ Haha that's why it's bad, it's like home but it's not home. I'm in limbo! Everywhere does free yoga passes here, I don't
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to IncognitoArtUK
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@ I know, I'm jealous. It's cold and raining here. Feeling really homesick :( But I've just booked a week free yoga!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to IncognitoArtUK
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@ You'll do sweet bro, you inherited the genius gene at the right stage in the cycle!!
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to Dan_Poole_
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@ Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can, builds a web, any size, catches thieves, just like flies, LOOK OUT!
about 5 hours ago
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Sex tip from Cosmo: Say in a sweet baby voice 'please come baby, please come' - Cos all men love baby talk. Especially in bed.
about 7 hours ago
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Have been feeling a bit homesick recently. I think cos Aus feels like being at home, only colder. And I don't have all my stuff & things.
about 18 hours ago
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@ The great thing about revision is that you can do it anywhere, including sunbathing - that's how I passed my GCSE's!
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to Dan_Poole_
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@ A) Yes. B) Sydney. I think it might all be in my head though.
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to grahamburglar
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"Protester bursts into the inquiry and calls Blair a war criminal" loosely translated- a man walks into legal proceeding and tells the truth
about 19 hours ago
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@ Well first I thought he looked a bit like JT, so probably not!
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to mattyboydavis
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@ These are so cute :)
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to Booooooom
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If you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life, would it be sex or cleaning your ears out? (which feels soooo good)
about 20 hours ago
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@ I'm afraid it's full of singers who should really go on the X Factor, and give the dogs & wallaby's a chance.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to ThomasTheRed
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@ There's a dude that looks like you on Australia's got talent. I think he's called Glenn!
about 20 hours ago
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@ She is in Aus. She's on that shite 'The Voice' programme. TV is seriously lacking here, it's this or Australias got no talent!
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to ThomasTheRed
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Delta Goodrem. More like Delta Badrem. Annoying knob.
about 20 hours ago
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@ Reminds me of being 16!
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to honestlyAbroad
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- Name Helen
- Bio The party ended while my eyes were closed.
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