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  1. I forgot I could do this.6:48 PM Aug 19th, 2008 from web
  2. who would do that right?11:44 PM Jun 22nd, 2008 from web
  3. @avflox why aren't you following me?11:42 PM Jun 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to avflox
  4. @chrisanderson It's a metaphor.8:23 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to chrisanderson
  5. @BradBlackman Frutius Bold8:21 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to BradBlackman
  6. @SoylentJames what's your secret?8:20 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to SoylentJames
  7. @wethechurch ask for guidance.8:17 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to wethechurch
  8. @dshafik avoid that new chicken. It's got worms.8:15 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to dshafik
  9. @LollyH ha ha ha :)8:14 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to LollyH
  10. @darkgracie You have parents?8:13 PM May 16th, 2008 from web in reply to darkgracie
  11. Going to bed. Long day of bootey smooching.8:07 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  12. Twittter hasn't been working for me lately. It's sad.8:02 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  13. Can't believe it's lunchtime already. This day is flying by.9:09 AM May 15th, 2008 from web
  14. Tuna fish, again.12:32 PM May 14th, 2008 from web
  15. My sister told me I have a cute butt. Should I make a pass?11:12 AM May 14th, 2008 from web
  16. @bumblebunny and a multivitamin.10:55 AM May 14th, 2008 from web in reply to BumbleBunny
  17. @Scandalous Ah, a meat eater! What's your favorite cut?10:53 AM May 14th, 2008 from web in reply to Scandalous
  18. @exoticat I'm a seasoned pro now? If I knew that was the key I'd have touched myself sooner.10:43 AM May 14th, 2008 from web in reply to exoticat
  19. @avflox I have a hole in my pocket and I am touching myself through it right now in a room full of unsuspecting people.11:29 AM May 13th, 2008 from web in reply to avflox
  20. @glamgranola No!11:17 AM May 13th, 2008 from web in reply to glamgranola