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  1. @theellenshow Yeah, sorry! Sistafoo saw it on the counter and thought she'd paw through under a table while judging you by its contents...:)
  2. "For all we know there is some kind of PayPal system for the afterlife." --My Attorney (Re: Billy Mays who keeps on pitching)
  3. @hydeparkmom Congrats! Based on AZ's pic, I would probably run after him too...might even make a game of it! ;) (Great work for Vets, thx!)
  4. @Lisaerspamer Congrats! Based on AZ's pic, I would probably run after him too...might even make a game of it! ;) (Great work for Vets, thx!)
  5. "This dead guy has some good products."--My Attorney (RIP Billy Mays, please excuse him)
  6. RT @lisaerspamer "O WOW Stephanie Meyer the author of Twilight is going 2 B on the @oprah winfrey show on Friday the 13th!! Yes she is....."
  7. RT@erinjshea "@heija You're such a great cheerleader. :)" Ouch! If I hadn't been cheering for such useful equipment, I would be offended! ;)
  8. At Microsoft for the WiredMoms conference. Lookout kids, The Worst Mother is 'bout to shut you down!
  9. @jonnysinc Did you see that SpyGuy?
  10. @erinjshea Go Uterus!
  11. Vaseline! Diving sperm people do not illustrate the moisturizing qualities of your lotion. Unless you're aiming for a different demographic.
  12. Attention Ad Men! Why must I suffer your bad ad ideas on the only good night of television? Charmin, your butt inspectors need a new hobby!
  13. Have you been following me around? RT @jonnysinc "big fun meeting about the peaceful domination of the world, and other very grand schemes."
  14. http://twitpic.com/n6yik - Appropriate treat for the kids who got immunized against #SwineFlu (H1N1) at Group Health Cooperative today?
  15. "I LUV TH ANMULS IN TH BARN AND TH KOOT BANES AND CHICENS I HOP I WIL LIV ON U FRM OUN DAY IF I MOOW V SUM DAY WEN I M 17."--Sistafoo
  16. Some birthday parties are just a series of pleasant events. Read my new post, The Longest Birthday, at Oprah.com! http://tinyurl.com/ykkvj45
  17. uh-oh! Looks like @jonnysinc is late for dinner! :)
  18. @LisaErspamer Hey Lady! Is Oprah going to interview Sarah Palin live? Please say yes! Please?
  19. Please say it is a live show. RT @erinjshea Oprah is interviewing Sarah Palin on November 16. Discuss.
  20. Did I mention that Lisa Ling helped raise over $1,060,000 for Hopelink? She made her moving remarks and inspirational ask without a script!