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@AnandWrites ha! Except halfway house sounds like recovery from. So I see you're already trying to cut down. Probably wise. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnandWrites
@lucadegennaro ops, grazie. Mi sbaglio sempre. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lucadegennaro
@lanyardquirk you must be her favorite. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lanyardquirk
There is no victory quite as sweet as finally get that one little wedged thing out of your teeth about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@pauljaycomic let that be a lesson to you. *laughs maniacally, swooshes cape and disappears about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pauljaycomic
@glutenfreegirl I'm thinking next summer mixed writing and cooking Tuscan retreat! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to glutenfreegirl
@BillCorbett wow, they took "really reaching" to a whole new level about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BillCorbett
@simonasiri si! Sono d'accordo! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to simonasiri
@AnandWrites breakfast cook? Styro cups? Wait are you camping at the Double Tree Motel? about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnandWrites
@Saturnino69 groooooan! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Saturnino69
@AnandWrites you are totally ready to take on a bear. Congrats! about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnandWrites
Pundamentalism Fans of the metric system - give them 2.54cm, and they'll take 1.6093km. 1:25 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by HeidiHornbacher and 33 others
@LouisPeitzman i have every confidence about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LouisPeitzman
@lucadegennaro allora avete preti li uguali ai nostri qui (USA). Dio, salvami dai tuoi seguenti! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lucadegennaro
amaditalks If you have to put in a DVD to drive your kids to the freakin Dairy Queen, reevaluate your entire miserable failure of a life. 12:34 PM May 27th via Echofon Retweeted by HeidiHornbacher and 3 others
makes sense that #Awake was cancelled. It's well-written, smartly complicated, intelligently acted. #punishedforquality #americawantscrap 1:31 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Toward the observatory instagr.am/p/LIp5WVIBgd/ 8:32 AM May 27th via Instagram
@AnandWrites wait, there are shower stalls in the wilderness? #cheating 8:27 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnandWrites
fitzwillie “No shwarma” is now a euphemism for a movie not having a post-credits sequence. MiB3 has no shwarma. 12:43 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS from Fremont, CA Retweeted by HeidiHornbacher and 241 others
@elisamartin1999 sure! I'll email u. They came out really muffiney and soft. Yummy! 8:13 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to elisamartin1999

Name Heidi Hornbacher
Location Los Angeles, CA
Web http://heidiwood....
Bio Filmmaker: thecommunemovie.com, ihatelamovie.com. Exec Dir: non-profit IMPACTSoCal.org training women in ass-kicking. Writer: heidiwood.blogspot.com