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U really haven't lived till u've had a conversation w/ur 81 yr old mother about why there r so many brothels in Game of Thrones #OhTheHorror 9:03 AM May 22nd via web
@adchick22 @Cjgmom Thanks for the shout out. Happy weekend. 10:05 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
This is a great tale my dad's been telling for years about how he went AWOL to Paris & landed his first writing gig. bit.ly/Kzc6u1 10:05 AM May 18th via TweetDeck
Holograms of dead musicians are touring the country now? Mozart would turn over in his grave but he's headlining at Webster Hall tonight. 9:51 AM May 18th via web
Frisee is the devil's lettuce #Gag 11:56 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
Dear Mr. Biden, I understand you are pining for me, but these late night emails are getting embarrassing. 9:32 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
Just had a nasty run-in with my mother's clothes washer ala that Brady Bunch episode with all the soap bubbles.... #BewarePantslessWriter 8:05 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
@ebelleful @candacemountain Thanks for the RT. You can have my whole plate of 'feral swine sausages' if you'd like. ;) 7:53 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
@Nimpentoad One part of the packaging said "feral swine sausages" the other said "Wild Boar Sausages" lol #Bizarre #Not2MentionExpensive 7:49 PM May 14th via TweetDeck in reply to Nimpentoad
Call me crazy, but the term 'feral swine sausages' just has Zombie-Apocalypse-Waiting-to-Happen written all over it. 2:55 PM May 14th via TweetDeck
Outstanding :) RT @TrumptonFireman: At last some honest advertising #in twitpic.com/9kzxx8 9:48 AM May 14th via TweetDeck
Gloomy gloomy gloomy weather. Apparently gloomy enough to use a word from the 1580's... 9:46 AM May 14th via TweetDeck
According to Klout I'm influential in oxygen. To be clear, I've been a fan of oxygen from way way back, so this honor is long overdue... 3:53 PM May 12th via TweetDeck
@FletcherMoss you too :) 11:40 AM May 11th via TweetDeck in reply to FletcherMoss
@FletcherMoss Simple and to the point :) 11:10 AM May 11th via TweetDeck in reply to FletcherMoss
Oh how I LOVE this. yfrog.com/es7wqirj 11:03 AM May 11th via TweetDeck
@fumanchucat Thanks, hope you've been having a good week. :) 11:01 AM May 11th via TweetDeck in reply to fumanchucat
@adchick22 @CLeeLove Thanks lovelies. xo 11:01 AM May 11th via TweetDeck
@MichelleMossey @juliecgardner @mommyshorts agreed, I love me some Pacey... ;D Fringe is such an excellent show. 8:30 PM May 10th via TweetDeck in reply to MichelleMossey
@mommyshorts Hey, very exciting news about the movie. Can't wait to see on big screen. Also, congrats about the reading. xo 3:24 PM May 10th via TweetDeck in reply to mommyshorts

Name Heidi David
Web http://madamepara...
Bio I am a writer, freelance producer, and author of an as yet unpublished novel, THE FLYING JEWEL. I like my chocolate bitter and my humor with a dose of gallows.