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HeidiBrander

  1. @kjothesmartass Can't put your book down (except to tweet, which I'm doing with 1 hand while reading) PLEASE come to Toronto for a signing! about 4 hours ago via web
  2. Best night ever butchering @RhiannonArcher 's hair. #WigOrNoWig #NewGameShowIdea about 4 hours ago via web
  3. Successfully forced my nephew to name his train Whitney & taught him the One Direction hair toss. Whats the opposite of "Pray the Gay Away"? 7:52 PM May 27th via Mobile Web
  4. Reply to @zackosborne There is a food truck at Queen & Jarvis that has them, they're AH-MAZING! I don't know when it's open though! 11:06 AM May 26th via web
  5. POOOOOL #palaciouspool #salaciouspool 1:46 PM May 25th via Mobile Web
  6. "I think my urine is Charlie St. Cloudy." - Nicole Kidman in her new movie #esoteric 6:38 PM May 24th via web
  7. I can't be the only one who assigns personalities to members of One Direction based on the characters in "That Thing You Do". 2:02 PM May 24th via web
  8. Future Drag King Name: Joseph Gordon Hewitt 1:56 PM May 24th via web
  9. If you felt the ground shaking tonight it's because I told @juanmgc I used to intern at Flare and his entire world was turned upside down. 8:30 PM May 23rd via web
  10. I want Kristin Wiig to dance with Lorne Michaels at my funeral #bestsendoff 10:14 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  11. @deanmcarthur @Bettykiss Nooooooo! Just when Freddie was getting hot! 2:21 PM May 17th via web in reply to Bettykiss
  12. The Summer of my discontent. 9:45 AM May 17th via Mobile Web
  13. Just chugged 750mls of apple juice like a 4-year old baller 6:39 AM May 17th via web
  14. Oh my God the lady at the LCBO KNOWS MY DRINK. To think I felt weird about it when it happened at Starbucks!!! 2:41 PM May 16th via Mobile Web
  15. Grapevining seems to be the walk of choice at St. Lawrence Market 10:04 AM May 16th via Mobile Web
  16. I IMPLORE you to come to this show. The beers are AMAZING! Also, last time I'll be venturing west in the rain, ever! facebook.com/events/2267107… 9:02 AM May 16th via web
  17. Rockin' Amanda Marshall frizz curls today. Also singing loudly about "Birmingham" minus the "Birming". 6:35 AM May 16th via web
  18. Is Pippa Middleton's ass still a thing? #BrainstormingCheetoGirlsSongs 10:02 PM May 15th via web
  • Name Heidi Brander
  • Location Toronto
  • Web http://scarlettta...
  • Bio I write things for kids. When I'm not writing for kids, I'm yelling at them to get off my lawn before I call the cops.
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