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Hef0

Like the war on drugs, it's an unwinnable battle: no matter what you do, you will have sand on your feet when you out your shoes back on. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Coronado, CA
At the hotel del Coronado with my wife of 10 years. twitter.com/Hef0/status/20… about 14 hours ago via Camera on iOS from Coronado, CA
@rxpxjx número diez. 3:45 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rxpxjx
@miggiesmalls don't you put that curse on me Ricky Bobby. 12:06 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to miggiesmalls
In San Diego for my anniversary. twitter.com/Hef0/status/20… 11:51 AM May 27th via Photos on iOS from San Diego, CA
I just rode 9.76 mi in 46:42 with a 04:47 min/mile pace using @MapMyRide. Check out my route! soc.li/GD0q83X #cycling #bike 9:42 AM May 24th via MapMyRide
Photo: tmblr.co/ZzISYyL-h-py 11:05 AM May 23rd via Tumblr
@Oh_No_Romo @adamsmoot @Tomas_Verde They quit teaching that in High School and now look at us: fat, lazy and addicted to pain killers. 7:02 PM May 20th via web in reply to Oh_No_Romo
@adamsmoot @Tomas_Verde @Oh_No_Romo I'm about to go remote mines on my son and his friends and teach them a thing or two about warfare. 7:00 PM May 20th via web in reply to adamsmoot
@Tomas_Verde Mario Kart had its day. As did Smash Bros and Metroid. Never played Perfect Dark. 6:49 PM May 20th via web in reply to Tomas_Verde
@Tomas_Verde Golden Eye and Ocarina of Time wore it out. 6:41 PM May 20th via web in reply to Tomas_Verde
@miggiesmalls True. But what does that have to do with rape? 6:34 PM May 20th via web in reply to miggiesmalls
@miggiesmalls Am I Uncle Rapey? The kids are in the living room and the wife is upstairs. 6:32 PM May 20th via web in reply to miggiesmalls
@Tomas_Verde On Wii. The N64 gave out about 6 months ago. 6:27 PM May 20th via web in reply to Tomas_Verde
As if my son weren't already my clone: he and his friends are playing multi-player Golden Eye in the living room. 6:22 PM May 20th via web
For the first time in weeks I haven't been disappointed in @crm_stephen. Nice work, toilet friend. thebiglead.com/index.php/2012… 11:09 AM May 18th via Tweet Button
@HawkEye_19 @miggiesmalls I don't know. 6:22 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HawkEye_19
@HawkEye_19 @miggiesmalls yeah but I use it to watch all the red sox games. 6:18 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HawkEye_19
@miggiesmalls @hawkeye_19 yup. It's awesome. 6:16 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to miggiesmalls
@CRM_Stephen The first episode was good. Last night's not so much. 3:32 PM May 14th via web in reply to CRM_Stephen

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