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  1. Atheists crack me up. They're like the people at a magic show whispering how the trick is done
  2. It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity. -Abraham Lincoln
  3. The Bible - A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate.
  4. When reality doesn`t fit the truth, bend the truth to fit reality. -Simon Harte
  5. God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom.
  6. People in America look at extreme Muslims, and how they are brainwashed, but not at themselves. -Heath Gresham
  7. You can`t use the bible to prove the bible
  8. Religion. It`s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. -Charlie Chaplin
  9. It has served us well, this myth of Christ. -Pope Leo X
  10. The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail. -Gustaf Lindborg
  11. Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one. -Richard Dawkins
  12. RT @enkiv2: @heavenshoax Comparing organized religion to fairy tales is disrespectful to the fairies.
  13. The World is divided into armed camps ready to commit genocide just because we can't agree on whose fairy tales to believe. -Ed Krebs
  14. Hilarious! The Atheist Cat. http://twurl.nl/4i8tuv
  15. There aren't actually moral atheists are there? http://twurl.nl/c6i5vi
  16. Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them. -Peter Ustinov
  17. Why are christians so.... http://twurl.nl/7qgxa2
  18. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  19. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. -Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.
  20. There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages. -Richard Lederer