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Death is the starlit strip between the companionship of yesterday and the reunion of tomorrow. 8:30 PM May 24th via HootSuite
I am dead to adverbs; they cannot excite me. 5:20 PM May 24th via HootSuite
We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. 6:12 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
If everybody was satisfied with himself there would be no heroes. 1:45 PM May 23rd via HootSuite
Our heroes are the men who do things which we recognize with regret and sometimes with a secret shame that we cannot do. 10:31 AM May 23rd via HootSuite
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. 7:50 AM May 22nd via HootSuite
We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half. 9:40 PM May 21st via HootSuite
It has never been my way to bother much about things which you can't cure. 8:40 PM May 21st via HootSuite
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. 6:35 PM May 21st via HootSuite
A public library is the most enduring of memorials, the trustiest monument for the preservation of an event or a name or an affection. 4:20 PM May 21st via HootSuite
Joys that come to us after the capacity for enjoyment is dead are but an affront. 9:08 AM May 21st via HootSuite
It took 140 years to solve this little mystery- I did not write "Poor Little Stephen Girard" twainquotes.com/StephenGirard.… 10:47 AM May 18th via HootSuite
BrentMColley The Twain & Keller Exhibit is up at Easton Public Library historyofredding.com/epl/twain-kell… twitpic.com/9m3cwy 9:39 AM May 17th via Twitpic Retweeted by HeavenlyTwain and 2 others
Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them. 11:02 AM May 14th via HootSuite
@mensasquirrel And that is what was intended. 11:00 AM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to mensasquirrel
RT @mensasquirrel: .@HeavenlyTwain I'm talking about my originality of spirit. < I'll give you that. You're no @commonsquirrel 10:26 AM May 14th via HootSuite
What a good thing Adam had--when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. 9:41 AM May 14th via HootSuite
@mensasquirrel: .@HeavenlyTwain "All ideas are second-hand?" I beg to differ. I feel pretty original, myself. < Google "Mensa" 9:41 AM May 14th via HootSuite
That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground. 4:50 PM May 11th via HootSuite
Experience is an author's most valuable asset. 7:40 PM May 10th via HootSuite

Name Samuel L. Clemens
Location Heaven- The Literary Wing
Bio On April 21st, 1910 I hitched a ride on Halley's Comet, as I had long predicted I would, and now 100 years later I'm back to share my thoughts from Heaven.