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  1. is trying to figure out how to break it to the two year old that she is tone deaf :( 8:40 AM Sep 21st from fb2twitter
  2. Building national monuments out of MegaBloks... 5:15 PM Sep 14th from fb2twitter
  3. says ignorance is bliss, but on Youtube it's a prerequisite. 1:04 PM Sep 13th from web
  4. Why is that my two year old will eat snot but not peas? 9:40 AM Aug 7th from web
  5. My kid only pissed on the floor once yesterday and I am thrilled. My life is sad. 9:46 AM Jun 16th from web
  6. Pilates class totally kicked my butt today! 10:22 AM Jun 9th from web
  7. How to you run your car into a house while totally sober!? 2:10 PM Jun 6th from web
  8. Why do I ask my 2 y/o what she wants to wear when everyday her response is the same..."DORA!" the kid has 2 dora shirts and I hate laundry. 6:15 AM Jun 3rd from web
  9. Is it only the children at the bus stop outside my door that seem to get louder as the school year comes to a close or is that all of them? 6:37 AM Jun 2nd from web
  10. awaiting the arrival a my new nephew. 6:52 AM May 29th from web
  11. Put my 2 year old daughter in a skirt today and she told me she was a princess. And so it begins... 6:00 AM May 21st from web
  12. Found $5 gift card in coco puffs box. My day thus far kicks ass! 6:52 AM May 20th from web
  13. What is it that causes a toddler to lose their ability to hear the minute they approach the age of two? 6:20 AM May 19th from web
  14. Ok, finally kicked the creativity block and finished another kit! Yay! 3:51 PM May 18th from web
  15. @PurpleNurples OMG! You would go insane! I can't keep up with 1! Haha! 1:12 PM May 17th from web in reply to PurpleNurples
  16. Raging fucking migraine...anyone want a 2 year old for the day? 7:04 AM May 16th from web
  17. My 2 year old just told my her doll needs a new diaper. I think its time they both learn to shit on the toilet, this is getting out of hand. 7:30 AM May 15th from web
  18. My 2 year old told me to pay attention when she's talking to me...probably should 8:18 AM May 13th from web
  19. I don't remember making a request for a 5am wakeup call from a screaming 2 year old...Kids fucking ROCK! I hate sleep. 7:04 AM May 11th from web
  20. @lizzvee pretty sure its equivalent to wrapping ur kid in a king sized sheet and tying it to your waist. My pick http://tinyurl.com/c8bfzv 4:21 PM May 7th from web in reply to lizzvee
  • Name Heather
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  • Bio Me vs. a two year old. Follow...laugh, if you must..
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