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  1. Why when you say excuse me in a store for someone to move.. They look at you barely move?! Your like thanks bitch! Lucky I don't run over u!5:11 PM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  2. I am bored out of my mind. Laying here with a dog on my head. Probaly couch sores.wanting pizza6:55 PM Jun 16th from Tweetie
  3. Pretty much one week left of carrying this turd around!12:03 PM Jun 14th from Tweetie
  4. Why have a fridge in a hotel.. With nothing in it! Suggestion. Fill it with nestly bitches!9:47 AM Jun 4th from Tweetie
  5. Feeling so scared/ anxious about pooping this baby out...11:58 PM Jun 1st from web
  6. Donuts. Why is my kitchen so far away?5:09 AM May 26th from Tweetie
  7. Just finished up my octopus painting.. Did I spell that right? Lol http://yfrog.com/0c5glj9:06 PM May 6th from Tweetie
  8. My feet look like cubes...cubes of swollen fat. Another joy of pregnancy2:26 PM Apr 25th from Tweetie
  9. I just saw a grown man lick yogurt off of his shirt. Can we say classy?7:59 AM Apr 19th from Tweetie
  10. Kate just farted on savannah while baby jack showed me how he chewed his bologna imposter of a scab6:37 PM Apr 9th from Tweetie
  11. Just finished making my invitations. Next time I'll remember to buy this shit already made. Making things sounds funner then it really is.3:21 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
  12. My ring Is stuck on me. I guess ur REALLY stuck with me forever now Hun! :)5:57 AM Apr 7th from Tweetie
  13. Someone tell me why my legs look similar to tree trunks right now?5:55 PM Apr 6th from Tweetie
  14. Lesson # 1. Don't ever run up behind a pregnant woman in a store and grab her. She will think you are trying to steal her and take her baby.5:17 PM Apr 6th from Tweetie
  15. Road trip. Baby jack on cop watch. Savannah wins singing competion. Trees. Fields with cows. Creepy church van.11:36 AM Apr 4th from Tweetie
  16. I love tacos and tacos love me9:54 AM Apr 4th from Tweetie
  17. My 11 year old nephew said to me" tell her ur pregnant, so they don't think ur fat"2:12 PM Apr 1st from Tweetie
  18. Gained a 1lb... Tell me two pieces of turkey bacon equal that!9:00 AM Mar 30th from Tweetie
  19. Drinking wierd orange shit at the dr, fun fun!8:46 AM Mar 30th from Tweetie
  20. Why does puppy insist on licking his lips so loud!!!!!!!!!8:01 PM Mar 29th from Tweetie