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HeathRobots

  1. Oh #MadMen. You are breaking my heart a little tonight. In the best possible way. about 6 hours ago via web
  2. @OpinionsToGo It should move to Antarctica and never come back! about 6 hours ago via web in reply to OpinionsToGo
  3. @iHubby I'm good with that. I will vote for whichever candidate supports this platform. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to iHubby
  4. Are we all agreed that you can't say "slow your roll" unless you are under the age of 26? about 8 hours ago via web
  5. Photo: tmblr.co/ZkyX1yMFzVpu about 11 hours ago via Tumblr
  6. If you love someone like a Selena Gomez love song, then does that mean not at all? about 18 hours ago via web
  7. Singing @rihanna's "Where Have You Been" to this glass of almond milk. 1:55 PM May 26th via web
  8. Watching Electric Grandmother. #1982 #scariestshitever #interloper 6:52 PM May 24th via web
  9. The redneck behind me in line highly recommended the Red Baron frozen pizza I selected. I feel pretty confident in my dinner choices. 4:57 PM May 24th via web
  10. @mackeyleanne This tweet is coming from inside your house. #creep 9:31 PM May 23rd via web
  11. Having a lively discussion about aliens & government cover ups requires more than one glass of wine. Just FYI. 9:28 PM May 23rd via web
  12. The Great Gatsby or the Greatest Gatsby? Discuss. 6:26 AM May 23rd via web
  13. @mackeyleanne My computer screen is a blur right now, so I will just assume you complimented me somehow. 8:02 PM May 22nd via web in reply to mackeyleanne
  14. @OpinionsToGo Haha! I had to google this b/c none of the toddlers I know have fake teeth. Amateurs. 7:44 PM May 22nd via web in reply to OpinionsToGo
  15. I can hear my eyelashes colliding every time I blink. This sugar high is amazing/horrible. 7:38 PM May 22nd via web
  16. Sprite and Kool Aid overload. This must be what it's like to be one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras (minus the exploitation). WHEEEE! 7:30 PM May 22nd via web