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HeadOfHOFFhold

MrsRaganHoffman @HeadOfHOFFhold thanks. :) via.me/-1i54bm2 about 3 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by HeadOfHOFFhold
TheVegasBash Anyone who makes a donation of $20 or more to ThePoofFoundation.org today gets a ticket to #TheVegasBash Reality Award Show! about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by HeadOfHOFFhold and 2 others
@Bra_GadeMember6 Happy Memorial Day to you as well, good sir! about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Bra_GadeMember6
@chrisjmichalek If more people tweeted (and meant) this, the world would be a better place. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to chrisjmichalek
theNuzzy Thank you to the brave men & women who sacrificed their lives so I can get 70% off a 52" flat screen TV today. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by HeadOfHOFFhold and 7 others
@BikeINtraffic ...FUCK YEAH! about 15 hours ago via web in reply to BikeINtraffic
@mojorisn420 Genius!!! about 15 hours ago via web in reply to mojorisn420
@the_Meow_Meow_ Dude...that's fucking great. 12:42 PM May 27th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to the_Meow_Meow_
@RaganFox That's fucking badass! 7:37 AM May 26th via web in reply to RaganFox
@Black_Sunday Soon enough!... 11:57 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to Black_Sunday
Can someone please confirm to me that the book @KimKardashian is reading in this commercial is totally ridiculous?... via.me/-1effqak 7:29 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
@VodkaBob Damn, what a lineup! And only $6! 7:25 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to VodkaBob
@VodkaBob No fucking way. You serious?! He is my all-time favorite performer to watch play live. I'm so jealous! 7:14 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to VodkaBob
@RyanPom That is the answer that GhettoGoogle.com would've given me. 6:28 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to RyanPom
@DSlayerCoach This is 100% fact. 6:27 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to DSlayerCoach
@EkatmctnMason Believe me, I hate it more than I love it! 6:26 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to EkatmctnMason
@danrichman You just made me laugh out loud! (not ”lol”, though...that's gay) 6:24 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to danrichman
Just googled ”How tall is Jimi Hendrix?” and had the answer in a fraction of a second. Technology is so uselessly amazing. #5feet10inches 6:20 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
Cleaning and listening to Pandora. Rocking out. ”Sounds of Silence” comes on. Suicidal. #Buzzkill 5:22 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android
@iwrotethisdown Yup. <swig> 5:20 PM May 25th via TweetCaster for Android in reply to iwrotethisdown

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