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  1. @rogerogeroger you really should consider using a spoon.
  2. Why does that only happen with romantic interests? You can't save your buddy's life using your own air if you're not hot for them?
  3. You know that classic movie trick where people give another air through the mouth while they're stuck underwater?
  4. What I though was a bird's nest in the bundle of cables on the corner of the building turned out to be an upside down dead bird. Ew.
  5. Mass Effect: Oops I'm accidently a lesbian :(
  6. I sit here craving coffee, totally forgetting that it has to be ready by now...
  7. after an hour of holding a wet cloth to my face the burning has now left it and migrated to my hand, complete with small blisters. WTF
  8. This better be the best goddamn chili ever.
  9. HALP MAH FACE IS ON FIRE! Scratched my nose after cutting jalapenos, then tried to wash it off and it only spread
  10. About to watch Ghostbusters fuck yeah!
  11. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out. SO LONG, SUCKERS!
  12. Last day of work before three weeks of vacation! I wanted to wear a dress to celebrate but it's pouring after a day of sunlight. Figures-_-
  13. Yeah my back/neck still hurts. It seems I manage to hurt myself enough that I need to go back to physio once a year..
  14. Pulling your neck while on the road so that you can't turn your head anymore... There are better ways to get your boyfriend to drive. Ow.
  15. That last save was pretty crazy.
  16. One of these days I'll finish HL2...
  17. @wooper the way I interpreted Pirates hat before I read the last of your tweet was much better than the real situation. :(
  18. Am sick. T___T
  19. Had a real FUCK THAT LEXUS moment today in Montréal...
  20. "Britney Fuc'ked Vids is now following your updates on Twitter. / Sorry, the account has been suspended due to strange activity." No way!