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  1. @AdChav When Neil Diamond was asked how he felt about being rich, he said: 'you can't have two lunches.' Some people can tho innit. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to AdChav
  2. When Neil Diamond was asked how he felt about being rich, he said: 'you can't have two lunches.' He's just saying. about 12 hours ago from web
  3. What brands should take away from hungryhouse http://bit.ly/8pxAzX (or find out what I got with my Friday curry.) about 13 hours ago from web
  4. @leaveitmark I was in the other room. Thea was watching. Tell her. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to leaveitmark
  5. @IamFakeBlood So you're basically looking for a one-word joke. Does this make you laugh? Jethro. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to IamFakeBlood
  6. RT @NickFaber: Incredible, and incredibly X-Rated (I'm not joking) 8-bit animated video: http://bit.ly/1j3j0w (via @serafinowicz) about 15 hours ago from web
  7. Sorry. I'm unfollowing the person who RTed his friend's comment that Jedward would make good children's TV presenters. Get f*cked, lady! 12:59 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. OK, that's it, rant over. 12:57 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. Louis f*cking Walsh - what a c*nt. Gotta love the producer. Zooming in on his mouth just as LW sings along but doesn't even know the words 12:56 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. F*ck off Jedward, you couple of moderate c*nts 12:55 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. Is it a singing competition? Good f*cking question. Sh*t. I've been dragged into watching some of this drivel. Now you will all pay... 12:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
  12. Mother London. 332 followers. O following. Has NEVER tweeted. Shithouse! 11:41 AM Nov 22nd from web
  13. This has got moi thinking. RT @IamFakeBlood Are there any jokes shorter than: "pretentious, moi?" May be the shortest. 10:52 AM Nov 22nd from web
  14. @iboy Good work! 10:51 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to iboy
  15. @cubanbrothers I know a good carpenter - he could build you one. 10:49 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to cubanbrothers
  16. @iboy how long did it take? ;) 10:04 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to iboy
  17. @benlocker Right, thanks. Been thinking about it after reading an article. Might wait and see how you get on ;) 5:04 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to benlocker
  18. Of course, the downside to someone pinching my windscreen wiper is that I can't drive anywhere to replace it #downpour 4:58 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. @therealroyapron I love hearing people bitch about Apple products - so healthy and refreshing. 4:57 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to therealroyapron
  20. @IdeaBounty tools to help them manage their debt better? After over-lending in the first place? Bankers. 3:40 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to IdeaBounty
  • Name Hayes Thompson
  • Location London
  • Web http://bit.ly/z2Tlx
  • Bio Copywriter & Social media assasin. Twitter noob and forum pitbull. I only go to the pub to work. And I should probably point out the typos in your tweets.
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