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haydenblack

God's omniscient, right? Because this was TOTALLY accidental and NOT intended - but I think I came on Him. about 7 hours ago via web
@comicinks hah hah! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to comicinks
Sex was so much better when I used to have it. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@ramonagalen rarely. :) about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ramonagalen
thevelvetonion So there's less than 5 days to go! Spread the word... thevelvetonion.com/tvolive #tvolive 3:56 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by haydenblack and 3 others
@musikzobc where are you up to? @comicinks 3:40 PM May 27th via web in reply to musikzobc
@comicinks seriously? you're doing this and not driving? 11:20 AM May 27th via web in reply to comicinks
Hottest lesbian relationship ever. The Lady in Red's dating the Woman In Black. 8:12 AM May 27th via web
What memorials do you suggest I visit for Memorial Day? 11:19 PM May 26th via web
At a party tonight, a doctor told me I was suffering from "F'coffenleeveme Alone" when I asked him to examine my bad back. FML. 11:06 PM May 26th via web
The Pope's butler is arrested in leak of Vatican documents. Jesus notes this is one of the reasons He never had a butler. 10:18 AM May 26th via web
Glinner "From the producers of Alice In Wonderland" has more or less the same effect on me as "Remember that time you sat on your balls?" 7:37 AM May 26th via Tweetlogix Retweeted by haydenblack and 433 others
This has just won the internets. 100% 'mazing. youtube.com/watch?v=5_v7Qr… 7:33 AM May 26th via web
@ramonagalen let's do it! 12:36 AM May 26th via web in reply to ramonagalen
@ramonagalen so lovely hanging out with you tonight! :) 12:30 AM May 26th via web
@comicinks 8pm UK time - 12noon our time. radiotimes.com 12:26 AM May 26th via web in reply to comicinks
@comicinks You'll most likely be sleeping. 12:15 AM May 26th via web in reply to comicinks
@cindybloch had a LOVELY time with you both!!!! :) xxx 12:14 AM May 26th via web in reply to cindybloch
@CharlotteStein congrats!!! how far along are you? 11:25 PM May 25th via web in reply to CharlotteStein
@cindybloch just saw this. it's 6:21pm. i can head over there now if you're there! 6:21 PM May 25th via web in reply to cindybloch

Name Hayden Black
Location Los Angeles
Web http://www.goodni...
Bio 'A web sensation' - LA Times. 'Black is one of internet comedy's brightest stars' - The Guardian. 'Who gives a sh*t. He never calls me any more' - His Mother.