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  1. Just backed into some lady at the mall and gave her 200 to fix her tail light. FML 11:49 AM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
  2. Clean sheets... Almost as pleasurable as choclate chip walnut cookies or a deligtful Virginia Quiche *wink wink* 9:51 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  3. @DannaFS I'm meant to say LOP. nut my glasses are broken... FML 9:04 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  4. The question is did be "lip" them off, or did "saw" them off. My level of respect for him is contigent upon his method of removal... 9:02 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  5. Two for one waxing on Tuesdays at Sheeva's Nubian on Prospect. Got my eyebrow done and now she is buttering... It's not homo if it's 2 for 1 1:28 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  6. @DannaFS lucky bitch 9:32 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  7. Oh my lanta... The winter wonderland is already turning brown like a dirty diaper. Yucky 9:31 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  8. Windchill -96529904 degrees Should be called wind ass rape 12:12 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  9. Global warming my ass. I'm buying everyone in Massachusetts cases of hair spray for Xmas. Heat this bitch up a bit for the love of Pearl! 12:10 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  10. I think I just saw Santa in assless chaps on Mass Ave. That could throw off a childs perception of St Nick lol. Tis the season. 10:32 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  11. 1000 naked Students barrelling around The quad in 18 degree weather last night in Somerville. Now that's what u call a tradition! 8:32 AM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  12. Nothing more enjoyable than waking up at midnight after sleeping off a fever and being wide awake until 4 in the morning. FML 12:52 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  13. "First Annual Mother Fuckin' Egg Fight" set to take place at Harvard Commons. I cant wait to light up Alex with a 75 mph embryo to the dome 7:57 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  14. @HarryJD even more difficult to keep your foot out of your mouth when your head is up your ass Harry =D 12:40 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to HarryJD
  15. Tweetdeck won't let me erase my grammatically incorrect Tweet about my Nana lol. This is going to cause major OCD issues for señor Hawlabak! 12:38 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  16. RT @HawlaBak: This is the strangest life I have ever known -Jim Morrison This ham strangely looks like my Nana's back :( -Brian Kenney 12:35 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  17. This is the strangest life I ever known- Jim Morrison This is ham strangely looks like my Nana's back :( Brian Kenney 12:33 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  18. Im bought erotic toys for my grandparents for 50% off today. That should tweek out the fam on Xmas eve 10:50 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  19. @kuhriztin hope you got stuffed like a turducken. Merry xmas 4:23 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck in reply to kuhriztin
  20. turkey...percocet... Same thing 4:21 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  • Name Brian Kenney
  • Location Boston, MA
  • Bio Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometime you don't
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