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  1. I ate some pasta!
  2. Sat in a hot bath watching HIGNFY through BBC iplayer on iPhone. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN INVENTED
  3. New blog post: Spirits are telling me Derek Acorah is a twat http://bit.ly/3iQvOt
  4. @matdex on how the chicken came before the egg "the chicken evolved from the mammal and decided to lay an egg, so it pooed it out"
  5. RT @Matdex: You Small Pig-Eyed Ass Muncher
  6. You Small Pig-Eyed Ass Muncher (via @profanityapp)
  7. Not sure about V. Cast is great, but it's a but meh in places. That cop's kid is gonna annoy me I can see already. Also, WTF WASH?!
  8. @matdex shut your cakehole
  9. Whilst listening to 'As it occurs to me' episode 2 I got cola up my nose from laughing.
  10. New blog post: Poppies http://bit.ly/4x91fk
  11. New blog post: Science is Hitler. Daily Mail is the Onion. http://bit.ly/3zFgKv
  12. It irks me that the Internet is global and instant, yet silly dinosaurs want to delay or deny access by geolocation. Encourage piracy much?
  13. New blog post: The government totally sucks http://bit.ly/Zmbn5
  14. New blog post: Wisdom from The Bible http://bit.ly/3oxQjx
  15. Just watched Serenity again. What an amazing film. Browncoats forever!
  16. New blog post: Jan Moir explains it http://bit.ly/2rnrRe
  17. New blog post: These are trolls we cannot ignore http://bit.ly/1fTOMv
  18. Grrr UPS Grrr Ebuyer
  19. New blog post: Some religious news http://bit.ly/1qHqCN
  20. New blog post: Bill Maher's views on vaccination http://bit.ly/bNg3P