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  1. IF YOU HAVE A HEADLIGHT OUT DRIVING ABOUT WITH THE OTHER ONE ON FULL BEAM DOESN'T MAKE YOU SAFE OR LEGAL. ARE YOU MENTAL? about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @yochannah can't remember...I'll have a looksee, but you should have full permissions already. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to yochannah
  3. Watching Top Gear. Entertaining as usual but didn't like how they treated that lad with the tash. Hammond in particular seemed very cuntish 12:57 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  4. WTF they banned reddit at work as "pornography". 12:45 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. Guy at work talking on phone (sounded like a business related call) whilst taking a piss. These things amuse me. 4:11 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  6. Loaded santa 1:52 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  7. Can't sleep. Question: Who's the toughest, werewolves or vampires? Answer: WEREBEARS. 6:51 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  8. @matdex whaa? Did I sleep a week or have I got my dates wrong? 6:30 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to matdex
  9. http://open.spotify.com/tra... Spotify: Kirsti Huke – Wish You Were Here 11:14 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. @matdex whilst discussing bionic bum guy "You're gay if you enjoy having a poo" 1:23 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  11. I had sex with Morrigan and it gave her a powerup! She kept her pants and bra on. I don't understand women. 1:43 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  12. blog post: Catholic Church tries blackmail to prevent gay rights http://bit.ly/2nxdy0 3:05 AM Nov 13th from Twitter Tools
  13. Fire alarm has gone off. Building cleared. Everyone out on the street. Fucking lol 6:45 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  14. @yochannah my better half. Don't get me wrong I'm very proud and happy for her but all the waiting zzzz 6:38 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to yochannah
  15. Graduations are fucking boring 6:33 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  16. I ate some pasta! 12:17 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  17. Sat in a hot bath watching HIGNFY through BBC iplayer on iPhone. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN INVENTED 11:03 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  18. New blog post: Spirits are telling me Derek Acorah is a twat http://bit.ly/3iQvOt 1:08 PM Nov 6th from Twitter Tools
  19. @matdex on how the chicken came before the egg "the chicken evolved from the mammal and decided to lay an egg, so it pooed it out" 1:51 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  20. RT @Matdex: You Small Pig-Eyed Ass Muncher 5:08 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie