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HatfulOfHoward

  1. Yeahhh you know you gotta help me out yeahhh, dont put me on the back burner now yeahhh you know you gotta help me out
  2. When people put smileys to me when texting, I always imagine that person pulling the face they send me
  3. Please don't
  4. @ZoeSalisbury hahahaha that's brilliant
  5. @AimeeFrance hahahaha I know I saw you in the car
  6. @BenDeakin1 no you animal
  7. Where would I be if this were to go under
  8. Snurges are fucking vile
  9. @htmaddison136 @jonnybarnes_ ahh right, hope he's alright then
  10. @htmaddison136 @jonnybarnes_ did an ambulance come for the farmer or was he alright?
  11. @htmaddison136 @SamPatt_JFT_96 @jonnybarnes_ I'm glad nothing like that happened on our last day, sooo grim
  12. @htmaddison136 @jonnybarnes_ ahh right, guess they'll be arrested for assault then? :s
  13. @htmaddison136 @jonnybarnes_ fuckin hellll :/ did the police come?
  14. @htmaddison136 @jonnybarnes_ that's so fucking grim!
  15. @htmaddison136 @jonnybarnes_ jesus christ how did that happen?!
  16. @Dais_Catling well that's not very nice tbh, byebye
  17. @Dais_Catling well that's just lovely, byebye x
  18. @htmaddison136 what happened?
  19. Embarassing when you grin like an idiot at your phone hahaahahaha