Profile_bird

Hey there! Hashmoder is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Hashmoder's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Hashmoder

  1. My old Siamese cat is teaching the new kitty his secrets and tricks against humans. I swear they're plotting something against me.
  2. Ooh my double sambuk just got served to me :)
  3. DIMITRI PLEASE! WTF. Turn the shit down several notches, you deaf bitch.
  4. ----- Ocean Club is super dead, just the 8 of us in here, and DJ Dimitri is blasting the crap mainstream music as if this place is packed.
  5. This one is a gem. Funny pics of people at walmart. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
  6. ----- gave money to a fine escort yesterday; she told me to wait a day. Oh yeah I can wait so good, I can wait two days, baby!
  7. Having family members as followers is not appropriate for this place where they can monitor you.
  8. @Ali_Digital ... I'm at home with serious case of the shisssssssss.
  9. Well @chuck_mac, since you decided to follow me, you better remember my name, because you're buying me a drink when I come to your bar.
  10. My 267 tweet vs. 4000+ tweets @NiggalessCage. If each one of his is a chickpea, then he has enough humus to feed an arranged hindi wedding.
  11. Yup. Still haven't paid my tab at the bar .... because I can, not because I'm broke! Figured the bar's the one that must first respect me.
  12. 80's electric funk dance mix ..... NIGHT-SHIFT II - http://www.beardodisco.com/beatelectric/music/NightShiftII.mp3
  13. ------ upcoming electric funk track, "Wherever I Lay My Keytar, That's My Snizz" - by Prince Omar & The Men's Department. Please support!
  14. @bifnaked .... Noooooooo! Wear boots instead. You'd look super hot in'em ...... Madam Max - the Vancouver Warrior.
  15. Maybe I'm just like ma muthaaaa...
  16. ----- Look at my profile picture. Come up with a music band/group name for me.
  17. ----- Do NOT use youtube to get any ideas on how to bath your cat.
  18. QUIT LOOKIN AT MY NUTS. @Ali_Digital
  19. ------ I've got a big case of the shisss this moment. Boosh.
  20. ------- who would like to massage my asshole?