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HarryKolmer

  1. I touched two sharks today. That's cooler than what you did.
  2. Everything went better than expected!
  3. I'm terrified.
  4. Ooh Ryan Gosling. Why did I used to hate you?
  5. When did I become such a Sony fan? I just compared my 360 to a tractor.
  6. If Barack Obama loses this year, or if he wins, when he comes out of office, can he keep playing the President in movies? Like...forever?
  7. @alexbuerck me too.
  8. I fucking love this dog. twitter.com/HarryKolmer/st…
  9. @alexbuerck like, the actors? Chris and Liam?
  10. Fuck you @actordaverob.
  11. I ain't lame.
  12. Lego Batman is here for me.
  13. Even in dreams. #myfavoritepepper
  14. That is potentially the most digusting tweet I've ever read.
  15. That awkward moment when you call your dog mom.
  16. Oh my god. I unconditionally love my dogs except for when they fart. That's not alright.