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  1. @__MissB I think pickup lines have gotten considerably worse since I was last single. Show some creativity boys!
  2. Who says us IT guys are all bad? Because of us, everyone gets to go home early today while we do maintenance. Surely that's worth a beer
  3. @AdageBusiness Both, call him Jimmy James
  4. @__MissB Woohoo! No bra Friday!
  5. @__MissB Insult the manhood. "Well yeah, but he was even worse than you!" Maybe then he'll leave you alone
  6. @__MissB If you're not picky about potential mates then what's left to be picky about?
  7. @__MissB They say you don't find love, it finds you. Perhaps not looking is a good strategy
  8. I hate Twitter-bots. One mention of the UFC and I'm bombarded by offers of cheap hotel rooms in Vegas. Why no offers of free chocolate?
  9. @serendipitynz No, all my followers have nice clean avatars. BTW, welcome back
  10. Ooh, MMA on ESPN, just old Strikeforce fights but I'll take it as the appetiser to UFC 100
  11. Just got back from Bruno, so unbelievably funny and ridiculously offensive. Go see it
  12. Woohoo! Have date for tonight! Off to dinner and then Brüno. Should be fun
  13. @AdageBusiness Heard an interview with @jamesc0leman where they said that male cells are needed to create the sperm. We're not done yet
  14. Putting together a Powerpoint for training the staff on Office 2007. I tell you, it just doesn't get more exciting than this...
  15. @__MissB Perhaps you need a dedicated dating phone
  16. @__MissB Say thanks for the coffee but I don't see this going any further. Lovely to meet you, have a nice life
  17. @__MissB Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You!
  18. @__MissB Fair enough, can't start a fire without a spark. Did I just quote Bruce Springsteen?
  19. @brucehoult You're right, poor choice of words there. But then again, double entendres make life fun
  20. @__MissB Wow, not even a week into the online dating thing and you're already a pro