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  1. Inflatable pants you might as well skip—if you want to fly, all you need is friendship!
  2. If you want to prove to someone that you have a brain, just show them a picture of it!
  3. NEVER say any of the bad words -- especially #!
  4. When writing an essay, as your ideas grow, your pencil shrinks!
  5. Every snail is different... But YOURS is the best!
  6. When you find your favorite superhero's lost utility belt, don't SHRINK from the responsibility of returning it!
  7. Taking off in a flying machine? Don't forget the peanuts!
  8. If your bubble buddy is lactose-intolerant, don't worry—Squidward will make a fresh batch of Krabby Patties with no cheese.
  9. When you desperately want to learn your best friend's most secret secret, just remember that you're a ring-carrying member of the Best Frien
  10. Winding up in a can of tuna IS worse than losing your pants in front of a crowd of teenagers.
  11. In case you were wondering, the Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me. Ab-so-tiv-e-ly.
  12. Remember that in times of hardship, the pioneers ate mud. No, wait...sand. No, WAIT...CORAL!
  13. Oh boy, November 11 is a really big day. It's Mr. Krabs's birthday! Celebrate with a Krabby Patty!
  14. Contrary to popular belief, backing up does NOT have to happen at extremely high speeds!
  15. If you once made a spatula out of toothpicks, it sounds like you're ready for an exciting career as a fry cook!
  16. If your seahorse gets a bellyache, try bicarbonate of soda.
  17. Sometimes, even Champions of the Deep need to flee to their Secret Sea Cave!
  18. A soda-drinking hat will improve your bubble production two-fold.
  19. It's not just blowing bubbles, it's making BUBBLE ART.
  20. No matter how frustrated you are, calling your boss a "Crustaceous cheapskate" should be avoided.